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Today, I learned I made the dean's honor list for my college for the first time since attending. I asked my dad if he was proud of me, to which he replied, "when you're as successful as your brother, I'll be proud." My brother is a Chippendale's dancer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59718) - you deserved it (2393)

On 03/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by GracelandDave (man) - United States (California)

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