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Today, I ran into a guy that I had gone on a few dates with 3 months ago and slept with him a few times, but then never heard from him again. When he looked at me, I went over and gave him a hug and said "Hey, how are you, Chris?". He hugged me back and said "Hey there cutie, what's your name?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (11939)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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