Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43113) - you totally deserved it (7893)
On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)
(+7)That's... quite spectacular. Like father, like son.
#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:05pm by SquiggleSmurf
(0)There are actually monsters that do stuff like that. Paramecia have 'sword fights' with pseudo penises, and the loser has to carry the baby (true story).
Though it's weird because paramecia can also split.
(0)that must have been the worste experience of your life. I'm sure you will be scarred forever. best of luck in therapy
#173 - On 07/16/2010 at 5:18pm by fckinbowdown
(0)you might not have meant for it to be a reply, but it actually worked well, with what you replied to
btw, i find the name rather funny
#20 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:25pm by that_guy321
(0)Lordy, 39, I have people sleeping! You made me almost choke trying to keep my laughter quiet.
#106 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:54pm by DameGreyWulf
(+1)Nobody here knows how to spell awkward. Its not awkard or akward.
OP: Shouldn't your dad be at work?
#34 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:57pm by imtheman920
(+1)that made no sense. you fail, sir. the original poster did intend, and did correctly use that form of here.
here
–adverb
1. in this place; in this spot or locality (opposed to there ): Put the pen here.
2. to or toward this place; hither: Come here.
hear
–verb (used with object)
1. to perceive by the ear: Didn't you hear the doorbell?
Q.E.D, suck it.
#52 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:25pm by nikktherocker
(0)It is hilarious how angry people get when someone makes a spelling mistake. It makes me LOL every time xD
#147 - On 08/19/2009 at 3:08pm by PrinceTwilight17
(0)I know seriously! it's a website we don't have to always be grammaticly correct!
#167 - On 04/05/2010 at 10:25am by peace7love2FML
(0)FAKE. i dont believe this. are you guys both idiots to run to the bathroom naked?
#6 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:09pm by elmyra_duff
(0)I walk around naked if it's hot and I'm home alone. Is it that hard to believe?
#14 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:17pm by FordPrefect
(0)ummm if ur curtains are closed and stuff and doors are locked the police cant see
#143 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:43am by fancydragongirl
(0)Oh my God are you that phobic? Unless your balls touched or you got you knob caught between his ass cheeks or something this really isn't so bad.
#8 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:11pm by SimpleSimon
(+7)Knob caught between ass cheeks and THEN mom walks around the corner... also naked.
And THEN little brother walks around corner with clothes on... and with a camera.
(0)You're both guys. Doesn't matter. If it was your mom or sister, then different story.
#12 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:16pm by jonnymohio
(0)I thought you were a girl until I saw your name and I was like "Oh thank God".
Really, this would have been MUCH worse if you had been his daughter.
(0)Same here, if it was a girl it would've been more traumatic. But since it's a guy, I don't see the problem, except for the "colliding" part, that was probably pretty awkward.
(+1)Ahhh cockfight :) Fyl...if you were a girl that'd be gross... :0
#18 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:22pm by livelovelife01
(0)I think he's implying that they did by saying "we collided"
Anyway OP that's a fucking hilarious image
(+1)This sound slike it was inspired by the movie 'The Proposal' starrin Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock, hmm I dunno if to believe you or not
#25 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:33pm by Raheemdplayer
(0)WOW......
How.. original...
OP: sucks to be you, but this really shouldnt be FML material.
for one, you really didnt know anyone was there, but as #22 says, you ARE turning into your father.
#27 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:33pm by shadowsx1101
(0)At least you're a guy. It'd be an even worse FML if you were a girl. Father daughter bonding!
#37 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:06pm by MadeOfAwesome
(0)Or if that was his mom. I can tell I'm going to have nightmares just thinking about that. Eww moms old saggers pressing into me. The only thing worse than that would be growing a stiffy in process. Damn it...I think my whole night is ruined now.
(0)like "the proposal" except ur a guy
who walks around in the buff
#40 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:12pm by justmyluck1212
(0)Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.......
But I totally agree with #37 and #41 !!!
#44 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:46pm by saraa615
(0)Was either one of you aroused at the time? Did either one of you get aroused once you saw the other naked?
Who screamed first? Did you accidentally bump uglies?
ANSWERS! WE WANT ANSWERS!!!!
(+1)lmfao. did you get scared and piss all over him and the floorr?
#54 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:30pm by ClumsyJason
(0)I got the most hilarious image in my head. I'm trying not to wake up the cat by laughing too loud.
#138 - On 08/18/2009 at 9:09pm by lancerevo1994
(0)Mhmm actually, I once saw my Dad naked. It was like, 4 or 5 am. And we bumped to each other in the kitchen and I was like, yawning and pretending I was sleepwalking xD LAWLZ
(+1)Hey, male bonding! You guys can even compare sizes...
#61 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:39pm by fabulous_geek
(0)good thing you didnt have "morning wood" and it wasnt your mom...
#66 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:57pm by silentfilmstar
(0)But seriously if you were a girl that would totally SUCK! This is kinda funny. Hahaha and It's funny how people get into debates on these things but whatever.
#70 - On 08/17/2009 at 5:15pm by crapthisismylife
(0)lol if it was a girl then she wouldn't get stuck a penis would be rubbing against her though
#171 - On 06/08/2010 at 10:26pm by wowgotpwned
(0)it's awkward enough to walk around naked and have someone see you, let alone they're naked too...and you run into them. FYL
(0)I just want to know how they ran into each other... if they were both turning the corner at the same time that means one of them passed the bathroom... if the bathroom was in the middle of the hallway they would have seen each other long before they had a chance to run into each other... the only way I see this one working is if one was leaving the bathroom while the other was trying to enter... i say this is fake
(0)Well not all houses are laid out the same way, are they? If I walk out of my bedroom door it would be quite possible for somebody coming out of the guest room to walk into me on their way to the bathroom.
#84 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:07pm by SimpleSimon
(0)#87: Obviously you didn't look at the OP's gender. It was a guy colliding with his dad. Not a chick colliding with her fake boyfriend...?
#88 - On 08/17/2009 at 8:25pm by scooter943
(0)Yes, I'm sure that's the story you two told your mom when she walked in on the scene. "... and we both just happen to have morning wood! So you see, it was all an accident!"
#91 - On 08/17/2009 at 9:14pm by MoobyTheCow
(0)Goddammit, when will you people learn? You're never alone at home. Otherwise, how can there be so many FMLs like this? :).
#97 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:20pm by VampiressMiharu
(+1)XD. So what was his ice breaker? "oh hey! Ur junks almost ad big as mine!"
#100 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:09pm by werepyre007
(+1)almost this same thing happened in the movie The Proposal. if the story comes after the movie, nobody's going to believe it. but if it's true...FYL!
#101 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:22pm by triplethreat13
(0)great minds think alike. actually more like not great
#103 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:31pm by Prendergast
(0)uh huh, yeah. So? It'd kinda be creepy if you were a girl, though...
#109 - On 08/18/2009 at 12:46am by lologirl419
(0)may i ask why you both slept in late, and were both naked on the same morning in the same house? hmm... what happened last night?
(+2)Yet another reason to be thankful that penises are not made out of velcro.
#112 - On 08/18/2009 at 1:12am by doof_fisch
(0)Not only is this hilarious, but I love you for putting your username as "male bonding".
#126 - On 08/18/2009 at 10:09am by wasabipeas
(0)this happened to me once except i collided with our maid as she was bent over cleaning around the corner she turned around and caught a dick to the face(i had a boner) ,oddly enough she started working more in the morning
(0)Isn't this from The Proposal ecept it was a guy and a girl?? I cal shenanigans!!
#134 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:25pm by shellybean87
(0)Dude, thats HAWT. Swordfight!!
are you bigger or is he? we want to knooooooooooow
#148 - On 08/19/2009 at 6:08pm by Xxxlife_sucksxxX
(0)Sounds like you got that from the movie The Proposal... it would have been funny if I didn't see that movie.
#149 - On 08/20/2009 at 9:14pm by allisonish
(0)did they touch???? if they did you won't ever be the same. think about next time you're trying to get hard
#155 - On 09/03/2009 at 10:30pm by socal_chicago
(0)Hahahahaha!thank god no one in my family walks around the house naked :p
#156 - On 09/03/2009 at 11:37pm by jazmino15
(0)be glad your not a girl, then it could wind up being accidental sex.
#157 - On 09/04/2009 at 4:20pm by smileorelse
(0)how do we know it's a boy? what If a girl wrote that?
#160 - On 12/26/2009 at 9:05pm by crushingpeanuts
(0)that's fucking gross, but atleast it wasn't your mom. be thankful for that:)
#162 - On 01/02/2010 at 3:17pm by dangletsbang21
(0)if you're a guy that's gross, if you're a girl, that's even grosser!
#163 - On 01/14/2010 at 6:32pm by loopylee04
