Miscellaneous: Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the...

By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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Monday 17 August 2009 20:06

Incest: a game the whole familly can play.

FordPrefect 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:08

Did your balls touch?

Comments

Tokie_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:57

I just want to know how they ran into each other... if they were both turning the corner at the same time that means one of them passed the bathroom... if the bathroom was in the middle of the hallway they would have seen each other long before they had a chance to run into each other... the only way I see this one working is if one was leaving the bathroom while the other was trying to enter... i say this is fake

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:07

Well not all houses are laid out the same way, are they? If I walk out of my bedroom door it would be quite possible for somebody coming out of the guest room to walk into me on their way to the bathroom.

theways 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:17

so the **** what, you're both guys.

cbe421 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:28

Made up. From the proposal.

scooter943 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:25

#87: Obviously you didn't look at the OP's gender. It was a guy colliding with his dad. Not a chick colliding with her fake boyfriend...?

Flounder 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:29

Thanks OP, I laughed

donutboy 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:05

Well thats some way of bonding with your dad...

MoobyTheCow 2

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:14

Yes, I'm sure that's the story you two told your mom when she walked in on the scene. "... and we both just happen to have morning wood! So you see, it was all an accident!"