Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me for laughing because that really is terrible, but you have no idea how f*cking funny that is.
Still, I hope the dog is okay.
#2 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:04am by mylifesucks_alot
How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?
#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:07am by jrod
asshole.
btw, who the hell are you to forcefully kick ANYTHING in someone else's home? especially when you're pretty much fucking blind.
poor dog, jackass. i bet you tried to cover it up, too.
ROFL!! Top FML.
But yea, seriously, get contacts. Or stop being an idiot and kicking balls inside the house. Just imagine, if it had been a ball it could have done a lot of damage to their things... not just their dog.
HAHA, the only way this could be better is if it flew out an open window
#7 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:13am by tehhotness
Wasn't it moving or something? I was born legally blind and even I can tell the difference between a living thing and a soccer ball...
#12 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:21am by Chris968
since this guy rules, im going to assume he thought it was a baby, and hes just saying soccer ball so people dont get more mad at him
#13 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:23am by tehhotness
why would there be a soccerball sitting at the the top of the stairs? what average person plays soccer on the second floor of their house?
#16 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:47am by curseofcurves1
AHAHAHAH! Oh I'm imagining the yelping along with the thuds and your sudden realization of what you did. Hilarious.
#20 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:01pm by cadenernest
How do you mistake a dog for a soccer ball? Even without glasses, you could still tell they look nothing alike. When did you realize it was a dog... when it howled in pain and terror?
Todays youth at its finest.... You're a rather intelligent one aren't you. Why would you kick anything is someone elses house? and #13 you're an idiot trying to be funny and failing.
#24 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:05pm by Chickmechanic69
If the dog was sleeping curled up, it may have resembled a soccer ball to someone who can only see vague contours. Still, you're a dumbass for kicking stuff forcefully in someone else's house.
It isn't that stupid that you "play ball in the house". Anyone who really cares about that needs to lighten up. It is stupid that you weren't wearing your glasses, and decided to randomly kick something anyway (especially when you're obviously REALLY blind).
#29 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:12pm by StopWhiningPpl
WHAT THE FUCK?!
Why would you kick a soccer ball around someones HOUSE to begin with?
That poor dog.
#33 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:27pm by zombiepeanut
"Today I let my friend spend the night at my house. The douche forgot his glasses. This morning he wakes up and kicks my dog all the way down the stairs because he thought it was a soccer ball. My dog is now in the emergency animal hospital. FML"
#34 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:30pm by fail_truck
OMG you have to be completely stupid "hmm this furry thing must be a soccer ball lets kick it" btw didnt your mom ever teach you not to kick balls in the house? so either way your dumb
"Today, my owner had a friend over. When the blind bitch woke up, they thought I was a soccer ball and kicked me down the stairs. I'm now a paraplegic. FML"
This is not at all funny. I hope you find a conscience and some intelligence before you start breeding.
Reasons to get Contacts:
1. You will not forget them
2. You will not punt furry animals down stairs
#42 - On 03/19/2009 at 12:55pm by TheAntiComment
if your vision is bad enough to mistake a dog for a soccer ball, then there is no way you could have forgotten your glasses, when you were leaving your house didn't you think "hey why is everything so blurry? oh i know im not wearing my glasses" you a fucking dumb ass i'm calling fake on this one
#45 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:20pm by artanis_neravar
maybe he has contacts, and he was walking to the bathroom to put them on... I have really bad vision and wear contacts, and usually forget my glasses when I sleep over at a friend's house.
#220 - On 07/03/2009 at 11:01pm by cha40
this made me remember what happened to a friend of mine in Iran. Similar incident, except it as not a dog. It was a bald guy who was sleeping on the floor with only his head out. Poor guy.
Why would you even kick a soccer ball in someone's house?
#47 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:25pm by arms_akimbo
OMG, that's horrible!! That poor dog! I hope it survived! What a horrible thing to do! Why the hell would you forcefully kick ANYTHING in someone else's home? You are an utter douche and I hope you buy them a new dog, if you killed theirs!
@ 49, buy them a dog? its not like he broke their tv besides if he's sleeping over at a friends house there is a very small chance that he would be able to afford a dog
#51 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:43pm by artanis_neravar
SO FAKE! Are you really stupid enough to attempt to kick the shit out of a soccer ball in someone ELSE'S house? And, you supposedly can't tell the difference between a poodle and a soccer ball, but you somehow manage to kick it without any problems? Plus, you'd have to kick a dog really really hard for it to fall completely down a flight of stairs without stopping.
F-A-K-E !
#53 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:47pm by SandyBearFTW
Oh, my. That shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did... now I have to wonder at my current mental condition. XD
...poor understandably blurry poodle.
#54 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:53pm by Tobias_Grey
so if u kicked the dog down the stairs that means u woulda kicked a ball down the stair forcefully?? who the fuck would do that in someone elses house like that?
#55 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:54pm by myfatsack21
I'm guessing you haven't been invited to that friend's house since? wouldn't hold my breath if i were you
hahaha #35!
yeah. this made me laugh. a lot.
also it's not necessarily fake, they might have had contacts but obviously taken them out to sleep.
hope the dog is okay!
hahahahaha...
Man, that's exactly the sort of thing I would do if my vision was a little worse. I'm not... the most observant person in the world, so I probably wouldn't notice the differences. Also, to all of you who are like, "OMG that's so evil!!!", would you really be yelling at him if he kicked a soccer ball down the stairs? I think you're judging him by the consequences of his actions, rather than his intentions.
Also, you wouldn't have to kick a dog that hard for it to fall all the way down the stairs; all that hair makes their body pretty slippery, and a lot of dogs I know can be pretty uncoordinated too, so they wouldn't be able to get to their feet easily.
HAHAHA. that's terrible but i can't stop laughing!
rofl #40
#67 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:10pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
Going around 'forcefully kicking' things inside other people's homes makes you kind of a douche...
#70 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:16pm by nuga
that is, by far, the funniest thing i have ever read on this site. omg...you suck..soooo bad...hahahhashahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha
#71 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:17pm by gumcuzzler
good poodles suck thats definitely not a bad thing those dogs are stupid mean and pointless and the breed should be killed off
You are such a douche, I would be so pissed if that was my dog.
I hope you fall down a long flight of stairs and break your arm!
omgggg, i feel reallly bad for that dog.
and im sorry everyone that is obsessed with animals but,
this is fucking hilarious.
dont get me wrong i like pets too.
"Your daughter, she come to my house today and she kick my dog!"
#80 - On 03/19/2009 at 3:59pm by SuperTottenham
that is so fckin sad..... but i can't help laughing my ass off!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this made my day.
#82 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:07pm by lol_everyday
HOW DARE ANY OF YOU FUCKING LAUGH, MINIATURE POODLES ARE THE BEST TYPES OF DOGS IN THE WORLD.
I hope your friend has a big enough heart to forgive you though, since it sounds like it was an accident.
Best regards,
S
#84 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:21pm by dickinabox
Contact lenses wouldn't help him. He'd have to take them out before sleeping and if he has just woken up he would have kicked the poodle on the way out of his friends room when he went to the bathroom to put them in.
ooooh my god!
thats the first fml ive laughed at in a long time
#87 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:52pm by rachelsantixo
dude, you're a total asshole. why would you even kick someone's other object in their house without knowing what it was? Dumb ass.
#88 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:59pm by polishswede
Can u imagine being that dog...
Nice quiet morning sleep
Loving life
BANG! Wake up 3 days later in a heap at the bottom of the stairs
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
nice move man! nice move!
#93 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:40pm by flyfallfadeaway
If your eyesight is that bad, you would never forget your glasses anywhere. I have horrible eyesight and my glasses are hardly ever off my face.
#94 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:41pm by Blind_Ninja
LMFAO,
yesterday i was at the park and my friends dog came behind me when i was on the swing and i accidently kicked it in the face.
hard.
i felt so bad lmfao.
[its okay tho ^_^]
Really #12? Your legally blind? Than how did you manage to read this?
#99 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:09pm by baller9297
thats horrible! not even funny (ok maybe just a bit..)
stop calling fake on everything losers. stop trying to be fucking detectives and go into every little detail of the story
it could be real, it could be fake, but you dont know so give it a rest
#100 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:24pm by paperplanes92
I feel bad for the dog since I'm a real animal lover..........but seriously that's some hilarious stuff.
Also: ditto on #100.
#102 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:32pm by BlaqCat
First fml that made me acctually laugh really hard. so funny, but I feel so terrible at the same time. omg....lol......
#103 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:36pm by jazminbliss
I don't think that this is even is an fml I think its pretty damn funny. I mean I love dogs and my dog especially. Granted I'm not a big fan of small dogs but I still find it funny.
#99:
legally blind means the person is legally prevented from performing activities such as operating an automobile because said person lacks enough vision/perception, not that the person can't see. the person could just have really bad vision and this can be corrected by glasses. So if the person had their face right up to the screen, or has the setting a really huge font, or is wearing glasses, they can read this website. just sayin'
#109 - On 03/19/2009 at 6:55pm by cra_z_turtle
I agree with #45. If your vision is bad enough that you couldn't tell the difference between a soccer ball and a dog, then how could you possibly forget your glasses?
#110 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:00pm by chibihotaru
ROFLOLMFAO. sorry for laughing, but that's f***ing hilarious.
XD
#111 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:08pm by sliimxshady
i really hope the dogs ok. its hilarious if it is
#40 made me laugh SO hard
#115 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:27pm by anonymous24335
HAHAHA.
I burst out laughing when I read this!
How is the puppy?
#118 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:44pm by xXPeachRoseXx
...And even if it was a ball, why in God's name would you forcefully kick it indoors?
#126 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:51pm by Thrashmeister
Why would you kick a soccer ball in someone's house? Asshole.
#127 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:52pm by kevind23
hahahaha im sorry but thats really funny. poor dog, but lmao.
#129 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:57pm by accident_prone1
You should be ashamed of yourself...i feel terrible for that poodle and thats sooo sad for the poodle well you shouldnt be ashamed of yourslef i just feel really bad for the poodle
#130 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:18pm by earsybearsy
and what the fuck is wrong with you people saying that all poodles should be killed...how would you feel if someone said that you should be killed cuz they dont like you for that you guys should be ashamed...you little fuckers
#131 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:22pm by earsybearsy
Well, why's the dog sleeping at the top of the stairs anyway?
#133 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:37pm by Nemephosis
#12..
legally blind?that reminds me of a time i said legally blind instead of legally blonde by mistake.
but seriously, u have to be legalized to be blind?
what if court rules that u cant be blind? haha get ur grammar straight.
OP: AHAHAHA this is definitely going to happen to me one day, so dont stress about it =]
#99 - I said I was BORN legally blind. I had 7 surgeries to correct my vision to the best of their ability, but thank for being rude!
#136 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:06pm by Chris968
Glasses and/or contacts do not replace good judgment. Nudging is one thing (I've done that before), but kicking!? And all you people making jokes about legal blindness, shame on you! It means that your vision is 20/200 or worse.
You come to my house and you kick my dog. Vhy you kick my dog?
#143 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:51pm by abluecarrot
The blind are still able to use the internet, especially text based web pages. There are accessibility options on computers that read the text on the screen. It is very possible for someone to be completely blind and still use a site like this.
Pig. Why don't I kick YOU down the stairs.
You would deserve it. Poor dog :( I hope the owner kicks you down the stairs.
was it okay??? oh my god the poor thing! thats so terrible. that isnt even funny.
#146 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:37pm by legit_2242
Hahahaha I would totally kick miniature poodle down a flight of stairs! That must be the highlight of your life huh?
Lmfao, nice.
When my friends and I all read this everyone immediately looked at me and went, "That's so you!"
#152 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:53am by Jester4545
This is hilarious. sure if he did it on purpose i would not laugh. but since its on accident everyone has the right to laugh. i can still imagine the dog yelping down the stairs. Best one yet +1
#153 - On 03/20/2009 at 1:05am by permission2laugh
I. can't. stop. laughing.
which makes me feel like a terrible person, because of the poor dog!
but ohmygod HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im sorry. i love love love animals. but really??
Why would you forcefully kick a ball inside not just a house, but a house in which you are a guest?
#156 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:30am by northernlights
If it was a real dog that you kicked I might have been like ever other whining miscreant on here and said that you were a horrible person, but since it was only a poodle, I cant blame you. I prolly would have done the same thing. Poodles are useless anyhow.
Why would anyone kick something in someone else's house? Didn't your parents ever tell to not kick balls in doors?
Thats great lmao...When I was little I was outside and kicked what I thought was a ball of dead grass "they're all over the place didnt think much of it) I kick it and a turtle rolls out broke my toe on that one..
that's SO horrible !
how could you think a dog was a soccer ball ?!
#164 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:32am by shutterbabe
If your eyesight is that bad no way are you leaving your glasses ANYWHERE.
I'm halfway to legally blind and my glasses only come off when I shower or sleep.
Also no way could you mix up a soccer ball and a poodle. Unless the poodle was black and white and those black and white spots were impressively well spaced.. Yea. Taking of your glasses doesn't stop you from seeing colors.
I'ma go ahead and call this fake.
#13 I was going to make a kicking a baby joke too! (with post #10) But I changed my mind at the last minute.
I like your style. If I have a baby, you get the first kick.
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#175 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:55pm by formosababie
HAHAHA OH MY GOD HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MIX UP A SOCCER BALL AND A POODLE.
and why would you randomly kick a soccer ball in his house!? forcefully at that. you could've broken something.
haahah EPIC FAIL.
#176 - On 03/20/2009 at 10:32pm by audiogasmic
Best FML ever!! no hard feelings..we all secretly want to do it..without actually doing it on purpose of course..HECK YEA
#180 - On 03/21/2009 at 3:07am by howudoin770
What goes down stairs...alone, not in pairs...and makes a yelping sound?
#181 - On 03/21/2009 at 3:10am by SirLagALot
Er 1 question, what where you doing, forcefully kicking something in a house
#182 - On 03/21/2009 at 2:52pm by Maniacishere
omg! i love animals and I feel terrible for the dog, but omg that is pretty funny!!!!!!! i really hope the dog is ok though!!!!!
#183 - On 03/21/2009 at 6:47pm by milkduds22
AHAHAHAHAHA....
I'm sorry for laughin cause I know its horrible, but that is just freakin funny!
Hopefully, the dog is alright =/
#188 - On 03/22/2009 at 8:51pm by Leilaaa
Bastard. Why would you kick anything that hard in someone's house? There is a big fucking difference between a soccer ball and a DOG. You're obviously an *idiot*. I hope you paid any vet bills that might have been necessary.
#193 - On 03/23/2009 at 8:15pm by lilmissdefensive
I'm practically blind without my glasses. I still don't get how the hell you could cofuse a dog with a soccer ball.
Whoever you are i fuckin love you. I morbidly despise poodles. lmfao
#198 - On 03/29/2009 at 5:52pm by doubleboots152
theres a button in the lower right hand corner of each one
#202 - On 04/10/2009 at 4:15pm by doubleboots152
More like fuck that poor poodles life.. ouch much? lol be more carefulllll
Today, I was lounging around in the home of my owners, all of a sudden someone who did not own be came up to me and kicked me down the stairs, FML
lol :p
#203 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:41pm by LiveLoveLife
More like fuck that poor poodles life.. ouch much? lol be more carefulllll
Today, I was lounging around in the home of my owners, all of a sudden someone who did not own be came up to me and kicked me down the stairs, FML
lol :p
#204 - On 04/12/2009 at 12:41pm by LiveLoveLife
Opps
Dude srry it wasn't me, laptop's messed up.. very crappy
#206 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:50pm by LiveLoveLife
YOU...NEED...HELP!
warning: crazed four eyed moron on the loose last reported for kicking a defenseless poodle down a flight of stairs
#207 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:22pm by xstaticdelta
thats stoopid. y the fuk wood u kik a ball in some 1 elses house u stoopid ass.
and by the way u r an asshole for kikin a dog.
#208 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:33pm by bobbt32294
Hahaha good job! You rid the world of another barking rat
#209 - On 04/24/2009 at 1:03pm by thefinalpie
Asshole. If you really are that sightless to mistake a damn dog for a soccer, you wouldn't have forgotten your glasses. I hope you get kicked down the stairs. Cement stairs.
#211 - On 05/12/2009 at 8:15pm by thirdtempation
You dumbass. The dog's probably screwed up now and it was in horrible pain, I'm sure. I hope he dumped your retarded ass.
#212 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:13pm by zimdelinvasor
ahahahaha!
that's funny.
x] but, ydi for being a dumbshit.
#215 - On 06/04/2009 at 1:26am by TheSickness
Don't feel bad I would have done the same thing, only differance is I have 20/15 vision.
"Thats ur dog? I thought that was snake food . . . same species, rodent"
#216 - On 06/07/2009 at 7:21pm by Figure_it_out
HOW did u forget ur glasses when ur eyesights so bad that u cant tell the difference between a dog and a ball?
YDI
Poor dog.... i feel sorry for it... just walking about minding its own business and WHamm a kick to the stomach and its learning to fly for the first time. u didnt give the dog enough time to get to grips with the basics of flying.....
AAaawwwww! that poor poddle.... and i hope its ok.... but do you realize how funny that is??!?!?!?!?!? ROFFLOLZ!!
omg, i wish someone got that on video. it would go far.... as far as that Poddle!! "D
#219 - On 06/29/2009 at 11:27pm by EvilNinjaPenguin
This shit is fake. who "forcibly" kicks a soccer ball inside a house?
#223 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:21pm by wolfman1224
Poor dog :( I hope you told his parents and then paid for anything that needed to be fixed...neway I have the worst eyesight so I shud know that that dog cud not possibly look like a soccer ball. If so tell me how...
#224 - On 08/31/2009 at 11:18am by blackcatcutie
Okay first HIS and MINIATURE POODLE should never be used in the same sentence....
Second how could you forget your glasses if you have that poor of vision. I usually never call fake but this is very obviously fake.
#225 - On 09/09/2009 at 6:23pm by Norma_Christ16
it's soo sad but soo funny at the same time
I cant stop laughing for some reason
#227 - On 09/20/2009 at 6:34am by randomguy08
prettyyy sure this fml is fake. nobody can be so blind and nobody would forcefuly kick a ball in someone elses house
Umm, how is it his fault for having a poodle? The OP said "sleep over" so, obviously the kids are underaged. It's probably the family dog. Stupid people=fail.
#231 - On 01/10/2010 at 6:40pm by City_at_war
ya a fluffy warm oddly shaped ball? if this is even real, the OP is an idiot. if hes that blind he wouldnt forget his glasses, and why would you even forcefully kick a ball in someones house. the OP is a DBAG.
#232 - On 01/18/2010 at 6:57pm by alicia_was_here
u stupid son of a bitch! u deserve tovfall down a flight of stares u ass!
#233 - On 02/03/2010 at 1:33pm by iluvfood3000
after reading ths I burst out laughing. poor dog hope it's okay XD
#236 - On 02/20/2010 at 12:21am by TheBookUnread
