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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
btw, who the hell are you to forcefully kick ANYTHING in someone else's home? especially when you're pretty much fucking blind.
poor dog, jackass. i bet you tried to cover it up, too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Excuse me for laughing because that really is terrible, but you have no idea how f*cking funny that is.
Still, I hope the dog is okay.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.