Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

by kolgate / 02/15/2009 at 5:12am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

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  • Nice, I know how you feel. I'm 22 and single, so my grandmother is certain that I'm gay. I think it's kind of funny actually.

    #7 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:20pm by Imdead

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  • Don't feel too bad dude, my grandma thought the same thing about me when I was single in the 5th grade.

    #6 - On 02/15/2009 at 12:49pm by hot pockets

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