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Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentines Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by kolgate (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Nice, I know how you feel. I'm 22 and single, so my grandmother is certain that I'm gay. I think it's kind of funny actually.

#7 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:20pm by Imdead

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Don't feel too bad dude, my grandma thought the same thing about me when I was single in the 5th grade.

#6 - On 02/15/2009 at 12:49pm by hot pockets

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