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Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50459) - you deserved it (5375)

On 08/16/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!

#7 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:29am by beautiful_mayhem

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Oh shit.
I hope you beat the hell out of him and ripped his balls off. FYL.

#6 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:28am by hk

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