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Today, I found out that just because you collapse from dehydration on the sidewalk, it doesn't mean people are going to stop driving to see if you're okay, even if they saw you fall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38381) - you deserved it (4906)

On 08/12/2009 at 3:37pm - misc - by Lasko (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well someone helped you, because you got online.

Now I hope nothing serious happened, and your all right.

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:04pm by Twidragon1000

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Ah, the wonders of society...

#2 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:04pm by McA513M

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