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Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14194) - you deserved it (26234)

On 08/12/2009 at 3:02pm - misc - by signupsheetfail (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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