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Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 3:02pm - misc - by signupsheetfail (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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FYL since your neighbor can't seem to tell the difference between a real gun and a paintball gun.

#11 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:15pm by DeathShad0

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First of all OP is a dumbass for shooting paintballs in a backyard, also for calling them bullets. And second it is a natural reaction to assume he has a real pistol because it's a paintball pistol, not a full size marker. Most of the time they have clips to feed the balls in and usually are black. From a distance you can easily mistake it for a real gun. Especially when you're a trained killer and instinct kicks in. You're not going to wait for him to point the gun at your face and shoot you.

#15 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:32pm by matt5055

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