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Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (12273)

On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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