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Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
He probably screamed because you screamed. What was he supposed to do, wink and give you a thumbs-up?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014