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Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5971) - you deserved it (64944)

On 08/10/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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