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Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML
Gosh, why can't you just 'get over it' yourself?
I hate people who say shit like that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016