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Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8857) - you deserved it (67582)

On 08/10/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by hitandrun (woman) - United States (Washington)

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You shouldn't have fled.

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:08pm by MustangBaby

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Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!

#3 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:11pm by OneandOnlyOne

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