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Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
dumbass. next time, keep your mouth shut until you find out what they want.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014