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Today, was my boyfriends mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML


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On 08/09/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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I realize that the embarrassing part is that everyone saw you, but at least they know that it was an accident

#7 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:11pm by Escapist28

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great to know her family and friends are lazy douchebags that couldnt help you get stuff in the house. FYL

#12 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:28pm by magichateball

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