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Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 3:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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don't be an idiot. what he meant is he didn't think you'd grow up. that's what parents think. you're always their little daughter.

#5 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:01pm by elmyra_duff

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Hahahahaha I wouldn't take that to seriously....I'd laugh too! =)

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:00pm by cucumberfabulous

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