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Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64876) - you deserved it (22857)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HER. I'M NOT STALKING HER, OFFICER. WE'RE IN LOVE!
Best regards,
S

#6 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:54pm by dickinabox

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im guessing you quickly changed the channel...

#1 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:47pm by O

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