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Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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On 08/08/2009 at 4:48am - misc - by rivercitybarf (man) - United States (Washington)

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why did you eat it if there was a worm in it

#1 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:09am by derpderp

Well how would you know before you ate it you idiot?

#5 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:12am by PokeyStix

because worms are a delicious source of protein!

#7 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:14am by mercyFML

Because you see holes in the apple, How else do you think they get in? and there can be other characteristics like the OP bought a bounch of rotten apples

#27 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:26am by narsty

lol i like the way this one was written insted of today i found a worm in my apple

#30 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:33am by heavenandhell

Haha #7 wins~

#40 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:03pm by rukiafujioka

Today, I realized that banana peels really are slippery.

I mean, I didn't see any bananas today, but I did research, and according to the friction coefficient, and conservation of momentum, I learned that they really are slippery, and would cause you to fall if you did actually walk on one.

FML

#64 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:53pm by humorizer

lmao WIN

#70 - On 08/08/2009 at 5:40pm by lovelykendra5

Jeez, I wonder where the whole idea of worms in apples in cartoons must have come from. But it surely wouldn't be reality, aye?

#73 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:21pm by ccyto

Who the hell doesn't know that actually happens in real life?

#77 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:57pm by redoleander

i once had a worm in my giant strawberry. those sons of assholes

#81 - On 08/09/2009 at 2:19am by lolbulla

Well at least you know the apple is less likely to be full of pesticides.....

#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:09am by vanaathiel

It also means that it's a good apple.

#18 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:30am by caramelize

True.

#23 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:07am by moozooh

Eating organic can be worse for you, they often spray with "naturaly occuring" chemicals, the oil in poison ivy is "naturaly occuring" doesn't mean you should eat it. And often times because these "natural" chemicals are less effective farmers have to dump more on the crop to do the same thing as a small amount of lab engineered pesticides.

#31 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:34am by narsty

depends what kind of organic food you're eating. a lot of organic food isn't organic, they're just ripping people off and trying to sell their products to the health obsessed. but real organic food is good for you.

#35 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:41am by av232

We farm thousands of acres and have NEVER used anything that would harm anyone. Most of the chemicals used on plants become inert when they hit the soil or touch water. Think about what you say before you scare people about their food source. And do some real life research. Like maybe go to an actual farm and watch what they do and how they do it.

#36 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:42am by flinkpamingo

This is why you inspect apples before you buy them, or before eating them. I mean how can you not notice a hole?

#57 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:03pm by dRose22

Maybe it was a teeny source of protien that got through the stem/part no one eats on the bottom?

And, yeees, #73, rabbits say "What's up Doc?', all martians wear skirts while every single coyote shoots Acme Anvils.

And irishdancer fails. At life.

Despite the new take on sushi and awesome amount of protien, that's just not okay . . . Can't imagine if that happened to me . . .

#80 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:28pm by theweirdshipper

Dude, I live on a 54.5 acre apple farm and my family as far back as I know has run fruit farms, the other side has raises fruit trees on nurseries for forty years-decended from centuries of farmers
have studied senior high sc chemistry& Bio and have parents who are both farmers, in the agricultural insurance industry & and they have degrees in chem eng tech, and agriculture respectively

During the fall season i eat a half bushel of apples a day fresh off the tree almost never washing them (when bored) and still live

i personnaly have seen millions of apples in twelve different varieties, more than most people can fu**ing imagin

and if anyone cares, we use glyphosate, .... etc

#85 - On 08/09/2009 at 11:02pm by narsty

and i said "can" be dangerous,
depending on the local guidelines where you live organic can mean anything
in ontario their sort of lax
and i don't doubt you're responsible with what and when you spray the trees
organic can be done health-freindly if done right

#86 - On 08/09/2009 at 11:10pm by narsty

omg :( how traumatizing

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:10am by DuhthatsObvious

Been there and it sucks :o

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:11am by omgwhatanfml

Better than finding half a worm.

#6 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:13am by bluetech

Haha #6 that'd be gross

#8 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:15am by VoGuE221

At least it wasn't a cartoon worm. That would seriously flip my shit out.

#9 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:16am by mercyFML

WTFAIL, how old are you -.-'

#10 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:18am by dacho

WTFAIL! How old do you have to be to eat an apple?

Better question: How old are you? And should you be on a website that uses curse words?

#14 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:24am by snavula

that sucks. i once had a plate of fried rice with a fried roach inside. didn't realise it till i finish 90% of it.

#11 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:19am by Knare

That's what u get for eating healthy apparently lol.

#13 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:21am by Ub3r_Crippl3

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YDI for eating.

#37 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:52am by theyseemetrollin

yuck, I found worms on a strawberry once, I have not eaten a strawberry since. but yes worms on apples are real.

#15 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:24am by soldierswife

you mean IN apples

#33 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:35am by heavenandhell

you made that up

#16 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:29am by stl360

oh your life is fucked now...

#17 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:29am by knightknight

"what a marroon!"

#19 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:33am by Qup

Lol #19 marroons lol. It's morons but I think u know that

#38 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:58am by Scrantoncity

I think he was more referring to the whole cartoon part of the FML, you know with Bugs Bunny laughing so hard and saying, "What a maroon! What an ignoranamous!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo

I swear, little kids these days don't know anything about the past...

#67 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:23pm by Ezekiel117

i once found a live worm in a boiled fish ( i know its weird) and i havent been able to eat anything from the sea since

#20 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:36am by blake116

no biggie, don't be a pussy. that's life. who moderates these??

#22 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:07am by kewl92

Yeah, you can also expct to find a bee in peaches. YDI for not knowing that.

#24 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:11am by RainnDrop

freemspoint, shut up no one cares.

#25 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:22am by blackberry1993

ylia?

#26 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:23am by theresed

ohno! your life is super fucked now!

#28 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:27am by ohhhhbriana

Well, duh. Get with the program.

#29 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:31am by flinkpamingo

Oh no. It's the end of the world.

#32 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:35am by fmlyoumeanie

Blackberry1993 are you actually so high and mighty that you think hes going to stop just because YOU told him to? I doubt that person would care if you got AIDS. I sure as hell wouldn't care, I don't know you.

#34 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:40am by 17xVampx17

and you life is fcked because you see a worm on the Apple? this is not a fml

#39 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:02pm by vicv666

Seriously I'm sick of people stating whether or not something is an FML or not. This isn't a contest to see who grew up in the projects and had all their best friends shot down one by one. Somehow I think the concept would lose it's magic and hilarity. I do admit that some FML's are plain stupid, but this one was alright.

#42 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:19pm by leaper66

Sorry, I double posted accidentally :S

#43 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:25pm by leaper66

no its not a contest but really, who wants to read about someting so minimal and pointless? its not comical in any way. its just plain stupid. people can say if its an fml or not, dont be such a prude.

#44 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:29pm by ohhhhbriana

@39:

"FMyMoment.com" is available. Feel free to go through the effort of registering and developing it, which will spare you the inconvenience of finding posts that are not utterly life-F-ing here.

#62 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:42pm by RequiemCube

You're right #42. No one wants to read, "Today, I found out my grandma has Alzhiemer's, is in denial and refuses to get treatment. FML" (Which, by the way, was TRUE for me the other day :*( ). This site is just for the fuck-ups that ruin your day, not traumatic/depressing experiences. I think all the commentors of "this is not an FML" need to get over themselves. FTL (fuck their lives).

For the OP: I hope you can still have an appetite for fruit.

#68 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:30pm by Protoforms_rule

I seriously would love to see that.

#41 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:06pm by Kiwi_Splash

I had the same thing happen to me when I was like, six.
It's really not that bad. Your life isn't fucked.

#45 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:59pm by Vaeltier

How about HALF worms?

#47 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:02pm by buddy51

... Duh, yeah, there ARE worms in some fruits... So what?

Besides, there is worse than a mere worm (lots of protein!).
I was about seven and I was eating a peach. When I reached the stone. I noticed that it was split but I thought nothing of it. Well, that day I learned one thing : huge spiders happen to like split peach stones.
I'd rather eat ten worms than bite in a spider again.

#48 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:12pm by xFaust

wow that is totally not a fml. yes that sucks but no one cares about that

#49 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:15pm by sccrgurl4

YUM YUM BUBBLEGUM

#50 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:19pm by iFruit

just what i was thinking. :D

#58 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:04pm by marieee92

was it half eaten already when u found out? xD

#51 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:30pm by frecklesksg13

It may surprise you to know that not everything you see on TV was purely inspired out of nothingness... sometimes they take real-life ideas, circumstances and even people to make a show. It's crazy!

#52 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:31pm by vampyr8

Lol! Did you already eat the worm when you found out?

#53 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:36pm by x_Leopard_x

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YDI for being a nigger.

#54 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:55pm by Demonking584

(this may be a lame joke but please do not give me thumbs down for this)
Q: "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple"?
A: "Genocide"

See it's not that bad.

#55 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:57pm by Chvdl

(this may be a lame joke but please do not give me thumbs down for this)
Q: "What's worse than finding a worm in your apple"?
A: "Genocide"

See it's not that bad. It could be alot worse.

#56 - On 08/08/2009 at 1:57pm by Chvdl

Where do you think they got the idea from dumbass?

#59 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:22pm by irishdancer

yucky poo poo
#56, that was a terrible joke ..

#60 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:22pm by lnf9ohfour

Blehhh.
I found a tiny worm in my soup TWICE. I guess it was from the bamboo. I couldn't eat after.

#61 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:38pm by lifeislife

eating a apple AND meat at the same time sounds like a good thing to me

#63 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:50pm by sixtrey

so? did you eat the worm because THAT would be an fml

#65 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:29pm by beaniebabe

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Oh yeah, I took up a lot of space... And I got my point across... I hope...

#66 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:51pm by irishdancer

That's what you get for trying to eat healthy. FYL.

#69 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:42pm by IOwnedYou

You tarzan

#71 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:07pm by MrNhim

somebody should have taken this idea a long time ago. i saw this, word for word, in a movie. FAKE

#72 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:09pm by triplethreat13

So the worms in apples myth is confirmed; now we need Snakes on a Plane.

#74 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:25pm by ccyto

weak.

#75 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:03pm by rawrrr101

wow, FYL for eating a worm....but YDI for not looking at the apple before you ate it.

#76 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:41pm by californiareader

hahaha :P
thats so feral

#78 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:43pm by kholo92

worst thing ever. obviously could have been avoided if you had just LOOKED at what you were eating. but still, fuck your life.

PS. worms actually are a good source of protein.

#79 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:47pm by Powahouse

wanna know something worse than finding a worm in your apple?
finding half a worm in your apple.

#83 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:28am by lordmoe

today, I found the worst fml of the week. fml

#84 - On 08/09/2009 at 6:23am by Nightfallz

big whoop

#87 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:32am by FreeLevi

today i found the BEST fml ever. this is my favorite, it even beats the waitor calling her custumer "cuntie" by mistake.

#88 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:10pm by santafay

HAHAHAHAH

#89 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:12pm by santafay

I laughed.
Not because of the FML itself.
It's because you're from Washington.
At least the apple was locally grown!

#83;; Win. xD

#90 - On 08/10/2009 at 5:53pm by D0GS_B1T3

YDI for being so stupid.

#91 - On 08/10/2009 at 7:18pm by mkivsuptt

What's worse then biting into a piece of fruit and finding a worm? Finding half a worm.

#92 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:39pm by indianabummer

Tell you what's worse then finding half a worm? Finding out you have aids.. o_O

#94 - On 10/05/2009 at 2:28am by MoooMooMooMooMoo

pwned

#93 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:34pm by irishdancer

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