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Today, I found why exactly my clothes always seemed more stretched out after about a week of owning them. My mom steals and wears them when she goes clubbing. My mom is 46, twice my size, and gets out more than me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40100) - you deserved it (3314)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:31am - misc - by Crazyyyymomentsss (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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That's really fucked up and gross. I'm sorry your mom is such a sloppy weirdo!

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:58pm by noshitsherlock

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Wow, if you buy your own clothes you should demand that your mother pay you back for all the shit she's ruined.

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:04pm by genius_man16

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