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Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5076) - you deserved it (63322)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by fazzems (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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YDI for being shitty at making up excuses.

#3 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:12am by HurriKaty

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ydi for being an ass.

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:13am by DirtyDiana

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