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Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6570) - you deserved it (21435)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

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