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Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11415) - you deserved it (36928)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Huge A Hole - United States (Kansas)

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you're a good man for sticking up for your friend. If she can throw out shit, then she needs to be able to take shit back. Sounds like she wouldn't turn out to be that great of a girlfriend anyway. move on, you can do better.

#8 - On 02/11/2009 at 7:19pm by yaboy

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what's that saying? "if you can't take it..." if she wants to say something mean to someone else, she deserves it handed right back at her. kudos to you for standing up for your other friend.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 6:36pm by Andy

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