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Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17134) - you deserved it (33122)

On 08/06/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by PeepShow (woman) - United States (New York)

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Curtains. A sound investment.

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:09am by homedoggieo

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It could be worse. He could have had a video camera.

#4 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:10am by overkill_78

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