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Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64501) - you deserved it (1931)

On 08/05/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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You should fake a phone call from his boss telling him he got fired. Seriously, though your dad is horrible. Go to the most expensive college you can get in and milk him for all he's worth!

#2 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:05am by delfinofrank

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dick move! does he not want you to go to school and be successful?

#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:07am by lefail

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