You should fake a phone call from his boss telling him he got fired. Seriously, though your dad is horrible. Go to the most expensive college you can get in and milk him for all he's worth!
Asshole, he should of told you he couldn't afford them so you had time to get a job and to apply for some scholarships. Sorry that your dad is a coward and a selfish bastard (assuming he didn't just lost his job) but then he wouldn't have enough time to forge them. pre-meditated bastardness.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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