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Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33705) - you deserved it (2929)

On 02/14/2009 at 5:49pm - misc - by NoValentine (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Tell them to call me. I'll be free that day. It's my birthday. FML

#15 - On 12/29/2010 at 12:12am by abdulrezak9393

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At least you had something to distract you on valentines day.

#4 - On 02/14/2009 at 8:43pm by Petrov1989

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