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Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11927) - you deserved it (30153)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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