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Today, a friend and I drove all the way from Texas to a small town in Colorado to spend an entire uninterrupted night together. Not only did he forget to bring condoms but everything was closed by the time we got into town. We ended up playing cards on the bed instead. FML


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On 08/05/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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I just wonder why someone wants sex with "a friend".
And yeah, like #2 said, there ways to have fun without condoms.

#11 - On 08/05/2009 at 9:58am by HuskyButt

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Awww, haha. That's actually kind of sweet to me.

#2 - On 08/05/2009 at 9:51am by diemoelol

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