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Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12862) - you deserved it (22038)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)

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Lindsey, what the hell do you mean by that?? First, 99.9999% of military men and women would NOT overreact like that, so your comment is unfair. Second, if he is in the military, and he has PTSD, you, as an ignorant civvi, have NO right to judge him.

Learn some respect for those who risk their lives for your freedom.

#4 - On 02/07/2009 at 11:40pm by pissed

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My natural instincts are to scream like a girl and run away.

It's a miracle my species has survived.

#17 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:15pm by Big_Pick

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