Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!
#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:03am by Chubtubdaplaya
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HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride
#2 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:04am by GrandeCarne
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