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Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42383) - you deserved it (6311)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:03am by Chubtubdaplaya

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And he obviously did not grab you for your intelligence.

#10 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:15am by Missnoname

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