Traumatic, but funny

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 363
You deserved it 7 820

Top comments

Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

Comments

Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

he prolly meant that he was seconding the comment, if not, then he just meant that he was the second response that u see on the page

xNatsuki 0

Ouch. Adding insult to injury. FYL.

I guess the OP would have preferred rape instead?

curryndricegirll 0

OP, i guess he wasn't holding you for your brains either

#50 = epic win! Seriously, ur getting mugged, why the hell do u care if someone is insulting you? FYL for being mugged, but, really? After getting mugged, you care about the guy insulting you? Wow

fmlfmlfml15 0

lol epic fail, and OP, wtf do you think he was doing??? how the hell does one get robbed and owned at the same time?

wtf is OP?! Im seeing it everywhere!

mymy99423 0

lol like some ppl need a lifw ad not get high and dp stupid shit

Hahahaha this is the most epic mugger I've ever heard of! Bravo Mr. Mugger Man

MissNicky_fml 0

#27 you may have failed but i love your picture

GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

jamesSIII 0
GrandeCarne 0

To which he replies "I hope you've had a good life, goodbye"

NGM_47 0

I've never heard of comedian muggers....lol!! I wonder how he mugged you if you had the time to ask him that.....this was funny, but FYL!

shineyourlight_x 0

Because maybe she didn't and that this FML is just a lie???

slushpup9696 12

6 is your name Danny? you look familiar

lol you had a conversation with the mugger

And he obviously did not grab you for your intelligence.

littlemisslee 0

oooh ouch. he got you good. I think you might have summoned the fail whale on that one....

Haha, damn, your life really sucks when you get mugged by a smartass. :P