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Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45107) - you deserved it (1259)

On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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