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Today, I was woken up by a loud noise, which I thought was an earthquake. It sounded like a car had driven right into my living room. Which was exactly what it was. FML

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On 08/03/2009 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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This reminds me of Family Guy. Exactly.

#1 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:16am by Cute

haha omg same here, like when brian ran into that bar thing haha owned

#14 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:57am by mzmartinez92

i was thinking more when the kool aid guy ran into the guys house P:
but yeah, haha, that too.

#20 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:51am by Cute

Not necessarily. It can very easily happen if a car is going to fast toward a sharp turn.

#28 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:50am by metawarr556

Nothing from a movie can ever happen in real life?

#32 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:03am by ndawgg

Wasn't it the episode where Peter makes a sex tape and the guy takes off his shirt and kills himself? Lmao.

#42 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:55am by IOwnedYou

I believe it is the one where Stewie is driving after being really drunk with Brian and they run into the house. But I'm sure that there have been many cars in the Griffin's family room haha. But OP, FYL for sure. That sucksssssss. Hopefully he didn't destroy anything that insurance won't cover.

#44 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:07am by pinky0090

Umm well that one was where brian and stewie were drunk and stewie got the keys from brian and they drive into the bar. And stewie is like we were all WHOOOOA and stuff

#46 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:43am by Brolin

#28 i think he meant its fake because they thought it was an earthquake AND sounded like a car driving into his living room so i wouldn't be very surprised if this is fake

#67 - On 08/04/2009 at 8:52pm by blargity

how would anyone deserve this lol

#68 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:14pm by suaveneanderthal

OHHHH YEAHHH! xD

#82 - On 09/11/2009 at 11:29pm by Alex_Zhen

Nobody deserves this.

#2 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:23am by softbonez

Anyone that does is a sourpuss and apparently has never had a car drive into their house.

#4 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:25am by OleShammy

Doesn't this happen all the time? I mean I get a car visiting my family room on a weekly basis...jk

But seriously, I hope you are ok and your house gets fixed.

#53 - On 08/04/2009 at 1:23pm by Sycops

Sounds like somebody has been drinking and driving?

#3 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:24am by PaperMoon

hahaha reminds me of family guy too

#5 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:26am by jittle8

well isnt SHE a good guesser!

#6 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:27am by sweet_as_arsenic

sounds...fake

#7 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:29am by flinty

@#8: Felt like an earthquake, sounded like a car crash.


Can't believe you couldn't put that together yourself.

(FML being buggy again)

#9 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:41am by Luckster

LOL!

#10 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:48am by TheWorldChampion

Soooooooo owned! xD

#11 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:49am by TC1

this one time, i was in the shower and i heard a loud bang, got out of the shower and asked my mom "why did it soiund like somebody crashed into the front of the house?" she looked at me and paused before saying "because kimmy (her friend) did." and then i see kimmy pop her head around a corner and smile. i went outside to see the damage in a towel alone. it was bad.

#12 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:52am by losientochico

at least it was not a tree falling on your car

#13 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:54am by nodbor

lololololololol, my cousin did that to his house while driving his moms car illegaly.

#15 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:59am by cross027

Ooo that must suck..

#16 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:01am by LittleMiss1

get out of the car and say im the trojan man! and then run like hell away

#17 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:26am by Imawhalerider

uhh the picture is deleted.

nice try though

FAKE.

#19 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:44am by irockmyworld

On the bright side: You got a great deal on rennovating your living room.

#18 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:34am by californiareader

so tell me how does a car driving through your house sound anything like an earthquake?

#21 - On 08/04/2009 at 5:24am by Nightfallz

No, thought not sound, thought probably means felt as well.
Though it was worded a bit weird

#25 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:34am by timtam24

I felt an earthquake that made a sound like a semi-truck hitting a ruff patch of road, and slaming on the brakes.

#69 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:33pm by nodbor

It was an earthquake and because there was a earthquake the car started to spin out of controll then crashed into her living room ;)

#23 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:07am by pleasedonttellme

I woke up to an earthquake once. it was scary:/. but how the hell did that happen to your car. lolol suckkss.

#24 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:34am by sireen

A friend of mine had a neighbor who had this happen to him. Some drunken idiot crashed right into his living room. However, it was through the window not the actual wall.

@OP: Was it through the window or the wall? If it was through the wall, it must have been one giant car going extremely fast!

#26 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:43am by anthrodraco

WOW it sounds fake -.-

#27 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:30am by Ranoona

this happens from time to time, do you ever watch the news?

#52 - On 08/04/2009 at 12:38pm by btuwo

YDI for building your home on a road. I kid; I voted FYL.

#29 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:55am by Impact009

Mum?
same thing happened to me a few weeks ago
2 drunk douchebags were having a race at like 3 am and one lost control and crashed into our car which sent it crashing through the living room.

#30 - On 08/04/2009 at 8:09am by xHaniffax

A car being driven into your house: The best and most efficient alarm to make sure you wake up and get up.

#31 - On 08/04/2009 at 8:56am by Neferria

If they had a handicap plaque hanging from the rearview mirror then it's perfectly Ok. Stop bitching.

#33 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:04am by cadre

Woah, woah- stop bitching? A car ran through his house! That could have destroyed a bunch of irreplaceable stuff and generally causes a lot of stress for OP. He has to get the car OUT, he has to get his house repaired- all of this takes time, time with a gaping hole in his house! Nothing about that is pleasant. FYL, OP.

Then again, the only reason I even believe this is because my neighbor was nearly killed when his house was hit by a freakin' PLANE.

#35 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:33am by Eddyoftheabc

Why would a handicap sign make a difference? If you can't even stay on the road, then you shouldn't be driving, PERIOD! Being handicapped doesn't free you of the responsibility of being in control of your car.

#37 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:57am by Bullshet

i think yall misunderstood the "handicapped joke". I think they were trying to joke about the handicapped being able to park in places other people cant....

#58 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:52pm by perryscherry

Huh. Makes sense. It was poorly worded, though.

#64 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:30pm by splitsides

Ydi for living in a house! Lol jk! That does suck, but hopefully the person who ran into the house will pay for repairs.

#34 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:16am by Nick_726

Here's to hoping both of you have insurance! fuck your life, man.

#36 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:56am by hatcher

wow, that sucks

#38 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:00am by jessxoxo28

Oh, fuck. Hope the driver's insurance takes care of it, and quickly. :(

#39 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:07am by nonnymouse

ydi for having a house.

#40 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:13am by oopsie_daisy8446

Wow. that sucks. did he drive away?

#41 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:41am by alwaysalady

Wow, what are the chances? That sucks some bug ones, FYL.

#43 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:05am by SpitFyre

there would have been hell to pay

#45 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:25am by Xeph

You actually spelled that right! You said "would have" instead of "would of" like most other internet jackasses. It is so annoying when idiots type that. It makes no grammatical sense at all, you can't use a fucking preposition like that. I can't believe that people are too stupid to make the distinction between "would've" and "would of". I know they sound the same, but come-the-fuck-on! You are typing for god's sake, just read what you are writing and make sure you don't look like a friggin idiot.

#47 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:44am by doicha27

Er...get a grip?

#55 - On 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm by xHaniffax

A while back a city bus ran into a house down the street from mine. It took months to repair all of the damage.


FYL, and I hope the driver had insurance!!!

#48 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:46am by leeny

holy crap fyl

#49 - On 08/04/2009 at 11:49am by porp1

When louis and peter are at a party chanting nanananana- na then peter does something stupid after each chant, the last chant, he crashes his car into their living room

#50 - On 08/04/2009 at 12:05pm by blah123blah

lol, i remember that episode.it was pretty funny

#75 - On 08/05/2009 at 5:32am by Xeph

do people put YDI randomly for fun? because by no means this person deserves this! fyl.

#51 - On 08/04/2009 at 12:35pm by btuwo

I hope you have Homeowner's insurence. FYL big time.

#54 - On 08/04/2009 at 1:31pm by crazycontagious

how long ago was it my uncle did that awhile back

#56 - On 08/04/2009 at 2:25pm by BLEEK213

hahah this is like the oscar meyer wiener mobile inccident that happend a while ago.

#57 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:46pm by xmusicxmadnessx

screw you.

#62 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:45pm by Luckster

I hope their car insurance includes house damage too!!!

Oh wait, that doesn't really exist... FYL

#60 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:58pm by aseretkavon

That's what "property damage" is for when you buy car insurance, but most policies don't cover amounts as high as this is likely to need... You have homeowners insurance, I hope?

On a side note, how did this person deserve it? For not putting up a giant display in their yard that says 'Please use your better judgment and do not veer off of the road into my living room.'?

#65 - On 08/04/2009 at 7:47pm by yourstcar

haha mother fuckaaaa

#61 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm by thatdoessuc

i love you.
thank you for making my day:)

#63 - On 08/04/2009 at 6:22pm by sheilatothemoon_

At least it wasn't a truck full of cow manure. But that does suck.

#66 - On 08/04/2009 at 8:46pm by paintballer394

God that sucks.

That happened to a neighbor of mine about ten years ago, it took them over a year to get everything fixed. :(

#70 - On 08/04/2009 at 9:38pm by tameingraleat

once this kid took his parents car and drove through the wall into the living room :O

#71 - On 08/04/2009 at 10:35pm by purplepickle

You deserve this for saying "Wolken." For Christ's sake, this site has a spell check! What it needs is a stupid retard check. You would be banned for life, my simple-minded friend.

#72 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:22am by Simdis

Uhhh...idiot...he SAID 'woken'. You need to learn how to READ! And even if he DID misspell it, who the fuck cares? We're fucking human beings! We aren't perfect!!

#76 - On 08/05/2009 at 11:02am by xXmoses_rocksXx

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=car+crashes+into+a+house&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

#73 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:52am by nodbor

google, car crashes into house.

#74 - On 08/05/2009 at 3:57am by nodbor

I wouldn't know what that sounds like. have you had experience in that area before? that's quite a specific description if you're not accoustomed to it. or you had one hell of a guess.

#77 - On 08/05/2009 at 1:42pm by cmac86

that BLOWS. grab a bat and FUCK THAT BITCH UP

#78 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:22am by jackncokejr

Yeah, it totally sounds like an earthquake, doesn't it? A really loud, exploding earthquake. This happened to me on Mother's Day, only my retard bust through a brick wall and jumped a pool. FYL! FML! CHEERS!

#79 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:51am by blowfist

buhahahah
x'D
epic!

#80 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:13am by Lou_0

the guy in the car was like " WHAT THE HELL??? THIS ISNT MCDONALDS!"

#81 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:20pm by RKftw

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