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Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9042) - you deserved it (80940)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

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