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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML
wow...what ive learned from fmylife.com is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...
Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass.
Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015