Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

by dam01 / 08/02/2009 at 3:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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  • wow...what ive learned from is that star trek/star wars is a LOT of peoples sexual fantasy...

    #1 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:04am by xxdani

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  • Dude, your boyfriend kicks ass.
    Stop being a bitch and embrace his ass-kicking.

    #6 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:10am by Sessee

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