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Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25785) - you deserved it (3953)

On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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