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Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML


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On 02/14/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by faye (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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You should have replied, "Guess we need lessons in tact, huh?"

#4 - On 02/14/2009 at 9:37pm by midnyte

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I live in the U.S. and don't have a weight on my license. I have never heard of someone's weight being on their license, that's just a waste of time and who the h*ll needs to know YOUR weight.

#16 - On 03/13/2009 at 4:05pm by MrsNrmnRckwll

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