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Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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Lol, so what? You didn't know them, they got a laugh. If you saw that, wouldn't you laugh?

#2 - On 03/02/2009 at 5:11am by Jospehina

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Something like that happened to me. Years ago, I was in Target and I had a sore on my tongue and I was looking at it in a mirror.
Only it wasn't a mirror, it was the window to an employee room. I saw people laughing and promptly left.

#1 - On 02/12/2009 at 11:37pm by Alice

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