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Today, me and my girls went to get revenge on a girl who slept with my boyfriend by egging her house. Her house was too far away so we decided to get her truck. We wasted a carton of eggs on her driveway because we all have terrible aim and look incredibly stupid for missing so bad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6658) - you deserved it (57017)

On 07/30/2009 at 6:01am - misc - by bit - United States (Florida) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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First, you shouldn't be mad at her. HE is the one who dogged you. Secondly, grow up, get a life and realize that anyone who makes you that angry and treats you like that isn't worth the power it takes to squish a bug. What a waste. Go find someone who acctually loves you and wants to be with you. Come on, suck it up and move on, and have a nice day. You deserve better.

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:17am by flinkpamingo

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Hey, look on the bright side: At least you were mature and realized it was all that dumb bitch's fault and your boyfriend is at no fault whatsoever. She probably tied him down to a chair and seduced him as he was screaming, "No, please, think of my wonderful girlfriend!" Oh, wait.....

#12 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:23am by adelaide_evening

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