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Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (11981)

On 07/30/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by poop_mcqueen (woman) - United States - moderated by the Jackass crew

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Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:55am by alex_vik

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That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:45am by brrrx

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