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Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidentally dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 1:56am - misc - by FGum (man) - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:27am by MidstOfDarkness

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YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:27am by I_Piss_Glitter

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