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Today, I was running on a soccer field and accidently dropped my gum from my mouth. No one had noticed so I picked it up and started chewing again. It was a different flavor. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 1:56am - misc - by FGum (man) - United States (New York)

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What the hell... you don't drop gum and put it back in your mouth...... It's disgusting

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:27am by MidstOfDarkness

YDI for differentiating flavors.

#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:42am by iBimmer

YDI for differentiating flavors.

#11 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:41am by iBimmer

exactly! why the hell would you ever put a gum that dropped on the floor back into your mouth? grosss

#45 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:48pm by crazieeli

Why are you chewing gum while you're playing soccer in the first place?

#47 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:02pm by lmmmr

@ #47. I don't know about you, but when I work out and play sports, I like to chew gum. I'm pretty sure a lot of other people do. Swim is my sport though. So I guess I wouldn't chew gum in a pool, but I do when I work out at the gym.

@ OP: That's just disgusting. You deserve it.

#51 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:31pm by ericalew_xo

Chewing gum while working out is a REALLY bad idea. It's more possible to choke that way.
OP: YDI for picking gum off a soccer field. Ew!

#57 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:02pm by caramelize

Where is the FML??
You didn't like the chewing gum that fell on the ground??
FYL because God gave you a stupid brain..

#81 - On 01/18/2010 at 11:24pm by Secret_Fire_King

YDI for eating gum off a soccer field.

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:27am by I_Piss_Glitter

Ewwww

#3 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:29am by IrishHero12

Well that's pretty revolting.

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:44am by scorpiella

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! That's just gross.

#5 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:07am by demonpudding

You know why it tasted different?
You didn't obey the 3 second rule.

#6 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:26am by barlessprison

Three second rule doesn't work.

#26 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:45am by bishoprsv2

I thought it was 5 seconds...anyway, I don't know what you expected, OP.

#42 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:08pm by SpitFyre

Who cares if no one was looking? It's repulsive either way.

#7 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:28am by zip123

wth....

#8 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:42am by idfk_wtf

shit happens

#10 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:33am by nirvan5a

YDI for playing and taking interest in soccer

#12 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:43am by DeathMetal666

Hahahahahahaha

#46 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:55pm by subarchetta

I tried soccer for two years. I was mid-field. Never again. It's boring.

#52 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:34pm by ericalew_xo

FOOTBALL is awsome and YDI for calling it soccer

#82 - On 01/22/2010 at 7:01pm by 4249JP

you know there wouldn't be so much gum on the field if people like you stopped chewing gum while playing...

#13 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:50am by timtam24

nice.

#22 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:24am by IceCubez

That's just sick, YDI for having no sense of hygiene

#15 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:02am by Rixxieee

...Did you atleast look at it first? I'm sure it would have been a different color too, dumbass.

#16 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:10am by grilledchayse

You're disgusting.

#17 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:10am by wonderless

Gum costs like $ .02 stop being cheap. YDI

#18 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:15am by irishdubr

not with the economy like this gum is going to cost 1.00 soon! O:

#35 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:04am by bubblemari

So what made that seem like a good idea? I mean, we all have gross habits, but seriously...

#19 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:19am by thingsthatrhyme

If that wasn't harry potter gum then i hope you at least spit it out when you tasted the vomit flavor.

did you? or did you keep chewing? eagerly awaiting your reply ...
:p]

#20 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:22am by mercyFML

you're kind of a weird person mercy...haha

#60 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:46pm by Young_Sparta

one would only hope it owuld taste different. it was on the freakin dirt! but hey i say if this is the worstthign that has happened to you lately your doin just fine.

#21 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:23am by tapoutORpassout

that's just being nasty..

#23 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:27am by tingtc

next timr bitch i hope you pick up some dog shit or a dead mouse and put that in your mouth and choke. that will teach you not to look what you are doing you scum!!

#24 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:40am by mark266

lol nubz
YDI

#28 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:00am by iSlowPwnz

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#25 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:43am by lexiluffagus

wtf? Who picks up a gum they dropped and puts it back into their mouth??? What can't you live without gum??? YDI

#27 - On 07/30/2009 at 9:53am by capricaz

haha that is awesome

#29 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:04am by shewasalmost18

LMAO plexico

#30 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:25am by iFruit

What the hell is wrong with you?

#31 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:37am by lovesucksxxx

ok, that is so disgusting.

#32 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am by jessxoxo28

i have 2 comments. 1-Its football not soccer. 2- You are sick as hell.

#33 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:48am by Nickenator

He is in America and we call it soccer. Why do people always yell at Americans for correcting another country's way of saying something and then think it is alright to correct us on how we say something?

#36 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:05am by WeGoWildcat

Yeah when people say, "Red is my favourite colour." Then an American is like, "DERZ NO 'U' IN FAVORITE & COLOR DUMBASS!!!1" then people yell at them... but if it's the other way around no one cares ;o

But the extra 'u' makes it look fancier/sexier anyway so that's how I spell it~

& I just noticed that the person who said it's football lives in USA.

#37 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:11am by 0___0

@#33 dont be a douche guy and try and be different by using the word football instead of soccer, and if your going to be a cuntburger and do that don't correct other people, it's ridonculous, that you feel you have to project on other people like that, to show some self ill conceived superiority

#62 - On 07/30/2009 at 4:35pm by ananamoose

how could there still be all that flavor? heck when I chew gum the flavors gone after a few chews

#34 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:04am by Einstein714

Stride?

#53 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:39pm by SuperSpore

Worst, FML, EVER.

#38 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:21am by Belgian

at least you didn't drop a brownie and pick up dog pootie.
now THAT would be a hysterical FML!

#39 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:49am by xSceneSceneBabyx

ugh gross much

#40 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:55am by ithedarkknight

Lmao. This reminded of that episode of Friends where chandler does the same thing. Hahaha

#41 - On 07/30/2009 at 11:56am by mash2

Hahaha, me too.

#65 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:59pm by Bethurz

i hope it made u sick...that way u'd know not to eat things off of the ground.

#43 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:25pm by perryscherry

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#44 - On 07/30/2009 at 12:41pm by Jestre

Now that's just gross.

#48 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:05pm by NobodyUKnow

No shit it was a different flavor.

#49 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:10pm by emery52

eww that Is just gross.

#50 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:11pm by blackberry1993

lmao scenebaby

#54 - On 07/30/2009 at 1:57pm by Einstein714

Ew, that is just disgusting. There's a word I can't get out of my head.






WHY?
Why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why?!

#55 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:09pm by _Noon_

YDI

#56 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:25pm by Zoa

that's fucking disgusting.

#58 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:33pm by dRose22

i think this is a FYL and YDI at the same time

#59 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:41pm by j730387

What the hell is your problem why would you do that?

#61 - On 07/30/2009 at 4:01pm by crazyChic451

Never do that! You Deserved it!

#63 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:26pm by comradepage

either something got in it, or that is one hell of a gum

#64 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:32pm by 32ledzep32

what flavor was it? beetle?

#66 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:43pm by shamille

You deserved it. Why would you do that? Imagine what was on the ground.

#67 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:04pm by mrl

Gross. D: Gaah, why would you do something like that?

#68 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:23pm by _bbailey

How's that an FML? You have magical gum!

#69 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:22pm by skierguy

...Why would you do that? The 5-second rule doesn't work. Hell, I mean...it's GUM.

#70 - On 08/04/2009 at 1:16am by Sakeyaki

lol...fail :) you gotta admit though, its pretty much hilarious, and you brought it upon yourself

#71 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:42pm by Shawtie

I don't get it. You're complaining about something you did yourself?

#72 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:21am by eccentrix

wait this ones dumb i dnt get it. Did it land in poop or something or did it just taste like grass and dirt???

#73 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:07pm by jumperdreams

Yucky. Lol

#74 - On 08/13/2009 at 11:22pm by Short1_1993

First off: MORON for picking up gum from a Soccer Field.
second: It was probably a different flavor because it was on a SOCCER FIELD. You know a soccer field with grass, dirt, dog shit, and such.

#75 - On 08/21/2009 at 1:27pm by Artemis1216

I think the real FML here is if the OP didn't like the new flavor

#76 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:11pm by Lee002

ok people just to make it clear for you im pretty sure he was saying it was a different flavor because he picked up someone elses gum not because he dropped it in the dirt

#77 - On 08/31/2009 at 12:31am by misslady3

maybe instead of gum he meant gumshield?

#78 - On 12/08/2009 at 9:40am by happyhak

yum.

#79 - On 12/30/2009 at 9:34pm by youdidwhatnow

well that's not even an fml. that's just pure stupidity!!! moron.

#80 - On 01/07/2010 at 11:34am by MadamK

dumbass

#83 - On 01/29/2010 at 5:43pm by mamamc

haha glad im not the only person who does that

#84 - On 02/08/2010 at 10:18pm by nicolem93

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