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Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63349) - you deserved it (2996)

On 07/27/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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wow.. that really sucks... dw at least you know what she's really like now.

#1 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:26am by trilingualotaku

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Wow that fucking sucks. Time to get a new friend.

#3 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:27am by Joe2794

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