Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38410) - you deserved it (2928)
On 07/26/2009 at 7:51pm - misc - by mvp (woman) - United States (Virginia)
reckless182's life also sucksToday, I had to tell my 10 year old son that me and his father are getting a divorce. His…
Fmycatslife also deserved itToday, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my…
HAHAHAHA FUCK ME PUMPS.
#4 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:22am by carmoniam
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I don't see how this is a FML. Your mom's fucking cool.
#8 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:30am by ThatDarnCat
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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