Today, my 50-year-old mother borrowed my denim miniskirt to go to the bar. In return, she offered to let me borrow her red "f*** me" pumps whenever I needed them. FML
by mvp / 07/26/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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HAHAHAHA FUCK ME PUMPS.
#4 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:22am by carmoniam
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I don't see how this is a FML. Your mom's fucking cool.
#8 - On 07/27/2009 at 3:30am by ThatDarnCat
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