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Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36711) - you deserved it (22394)

On 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by Poorfish (man) - United States (California)

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