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Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52060) - you deserved it (3262)

On 07/25/2009 at 11:07am - misc - by fmlatmovies (man) - United States (Texas)

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Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:34pm by irishdancer

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that's kind of sucky.
hate hypocrites!

#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 2:34pm by lynnycake

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