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Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

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its easy.... just b4 the wedding just spread some smelly stuff on her dog.. or some poo if u dnt mind getting yr hands dirty. then let it go to the wedding. place a small sign on the dog saying "payback is a smelly biatch, Best wishes Yr daughter "
that shud do the trick right??

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:29am by Mikeymikey

Don't be too bummed about it. She may have another one you can be bridesmaid of, at this rate.

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:30am by GameRater01

Being in the bridal party sucks anyway, this way you can get blind drunk at the reception, and dance innapropriately, and then when no ones paying attention, lead the new brides maid over to the cake, and get her/him to eat it. Who would have been the better brides maid then hey?

#3 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:38am by amelinat

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#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:38am by babysexxplict

At least the groom won't be caught having a quickie with the bridesmaid..... or if he does then write it in here. That would be a real FML for your mother! :-P

#5 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:51am by Jimboom

Wow what'd you do to piss off your mom to the point that she'd remove you from the bridesmaid position?!
That sucks though, sorry :-/

#6 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:52am by amirn86

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#7 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:26am by Scippap

hahaha....i'm sorry but that's pretty funny...what is it with mothers and their excessive affection for their pets

#8 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:50am by annis

Her 4th?? Don't sweat, if the dog mess it up you will be asked at her 5th wedding.
But... it still sucks!!

#9 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:22am by maddog

Grammar
"Its" should be "It's"
Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#10 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:31am by letstrythis

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#11 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:40am by EHAEJHMCR151415

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#12 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:41am by Turtles

is your dog also getting the inheritance when she dies? wtf.. lol

#13 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:14am by suyci

@ # 10... are u from US?? are u unemployed??? if so... call me. my office is interviewing ppl for kindergarden to correct kids when they goof up their writing. Im sure ud be up to the task. :D

Hey no offence, but ure a bit of a moron...

#14 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:22am by Mikeymikey

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#15 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:58am by loveme123

sounds like red necks to me...who she marrying? Your brother?

#16 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:07am by truelyajerk

is that even possible? bridesdog?

anyhoww, get drunk at the wedding party and get the truth out.

#17 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:15am by ikbenlara

#10 you are such a douche

#18 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:16am by ohhboyy

#15 Noname isn't just 1 person. They use Noname when the person doesn't put in a name. Stop being a dick

#19 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:31am by unseen

you know #15... if you did not know NoName could be different people posting while being anonymous... then u are unbelievable

#20 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:32am by KenMcGormick

@ #15, "Noname" is just what is put when the poster wants to be anonymous. I am SO tired of people saying that, its so obvious!!! Pay attention!!

#21 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:35am by olivejuice

I can't fucking believe there are still people who think that Noname is one person. Especially if they're commenting on these things and should have read other people's comments telling them they're stupid 945629364 times already.

#22 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:35am by PTERONOPHOBIA

Hopefully you haven't paid for the dress yet.... otherwise I'd take the cost out of their wedding gift!!

#23 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:41am by olivejuice

14 yeah grammar is so pointless, look at what you wrote. I'm convinced.

#24 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:46am by blacklagoon

...You're kidding, right?

#26 - On 03/17/2009 at 10:06am by alex_vik

this is a BS entry. This doesn't happen, and i'm sorry, but it didnt happen to you either.

#27 - On 03/17/2009 at 10:13am by beachjammer421

#14 made me laugh due to colossal amounts of fail.

Your mum's getting married for the fourth time?

Are you sure you didn't misread, and in fact the dog is the groom?

Sounds like your mum would go for that . . .

Four weddings in one life; and she's still not done.

Wow.

OP. FYL.For each new daddy. FYL x4.

#28 - On 03/17/2009 at 10:17am by Mattyknows

And I wonder why #14 wrote what they did. But anyways, sorry for that. Jeez your mom's so rude! I would be pissed. But let her have her fun. Even if it was her fourth wedding...

#29 - On 03/17/2009 at 10:23am by Checkitawwt

ya but the dog can't give out speech and carry her train or her bouquet or whatever the hell it is a bridesmaid does. he/she/it can only carry the ring (maybe). so you're still gonna end up doing all the dirty bridesmaid work, without the title, and the dog gets the credit (and maybe the dress too). cool. i agree your life is pretty much fucked.

#30 - On 03/17/2009 at 10:49am by pokipoki

The Maid of Honor gives the speech and holds her bouquet. The bridesmaids do nothing really

If this is in fact real, wear the same color dress your mom is wearing and ruin her "moment", though really she's already had 3 other ones. Maybe they should just elope

#31 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:04am by ohdamn

right@#2 who cares?

#32 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:31am by sunshyne84

i hope she spends alot of money on a dress for that dog.
otherwise, it's not worth it, imo.

#33 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:31am by youarekinetic_

hahaha #1
if your mom doesnt want u to be in her wedding then she doesnt deserve you.

#34 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:34am by thellamanator

Just one bitch being replaced by another...

#35 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:40am by lpaul49

Seriously? Who cares. It's her fourth damn wedding. By now, I wouldn't even be *going* to her weddings.

#36 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:56am by roachspray

dont care, just go there, get drunk, get laid, get laid again, call me, get laid again.

bring the dog too, doing the brides-whatever- is a tradition. hohoho

#37 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:04pm by chespurplenuts

Fourth wedding? Please! Be grateful that you are being replaced by the dog - enjoy the reception! Let the dog deal with her pre-wedding jitters and hysteria.

#38 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:09pm by demonkey

First of all I find this extremely hard to believe. A dog? Tell me another one. Second of all four weddings? It's time to stop giving a shitty fuck.

#39 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:45pm by MJC84

HAHAHAHA so ridiculous
its her 4th wedding let her have some fun
and maybe she thought you wouldnt want to again

#40 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:51pm by m0nicam0nster

aaaaahahahaha!!! that's terrible but hilarious.

#42 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:25pm by resawins

hey! look at the bright side, at least you aren't a bitch =)

#43 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:40pm by 8ight

well she is crazy enuff 2 get married 4 times and make it a huge thing u shouldn't b surprised.

#44 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:47pm by drea11

Seriously? Wow. I think that the people who are posting how they don't believe you prove that this is extremely horrible. It sucks when our families, the people that we pretty much have close emotional ties to by default, betray us. It hurts so bad and they're able to keep doing it because those ties take a lot of betrayals to sever. I wish you well

#45 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:48pm by Yayap

WTF?

#46 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:06pm by Gaston

BS

#47 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:07pm by krysti1221

This is so fake. I don't understand why people make up bulls*** stories. Why would you want to pretend you have a F***ked up life? And replaced by a dog? Good joke

#48 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:18pm by lovefmylife

lol @ #13

#49 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:36pm by mmmarissa

umm... how can a dog march in a wedding?

#50 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:50pm by Yumiko

LOL at #10.

I love when people tell other people not to correct grammar but then use the letter U in place of the word you.

You really can't do that.

.... Anyway, I'm not sure if I believe this post. If it is true, it really sucks to be you... but where in the world do they allow you to bring a dog for a wedding? What kind of church or hall? Maybe it's an outdoor wedding?

#51 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:59pm by liveitlearnit

calm down there #10
Grammar ...I think it should be
Grammar:
asshole

#52 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:16pm by basketball03

This is one of the most effed up FMLs I have read.

#53 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:22pm by celiaeatsballz

This is the most unlikely FML I have ever read. I just smell fake.

#54 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:31pm by Warkweh

In my last post I meant to write @14 regarding 10. Sorry.

#55 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:35pm by liveitlearnit

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#56 - On 03/17/2009 at 4:49pm by CeltricShock

um.........FAKE this is from american wedding don't try 2 pass your self off as alyson hannigan and go have a REAL life experiance

#57 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:45pm by EHAEJHMCR151415

That is just stupid.

#58 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:54pm by pommeblossom

Maybe the dog is prettier.

#59 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:56pm by Endymion

Ain't that a bitch

#60 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:01pm by LifeofFail

Fourth wedding? Wow, your mom sounds classy. I wouldn't worry too much!

#61 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:08pm by kellster

why isn't she marrying the dog instead?

#62 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:42pm by laurenonice

wtf this is stupid --x

#63 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:31am by deardaniel

Yea same thing happened to me kinda, except it was my sister. Before she ever met the guy we had talked about how I would always be in her wedding. Turns out, the wedding day comes up and I'm mysteriously not in her wedding. What makes it even better is that her lame ass husbands friends didn't even want to be in the wedding and meanwhile while they were looking for another groomsman because his friends were so unpredictable, I was still out of the question. :/

#64 - On 03/18/2009 at 1:53am by dannyh007

Don't worry, there's always her next wedding and the one after that...

#65 - On 03/18/2009 at 2:22am by louyfi85

that's some classy mommy

#66 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:14pm by quiksta

Noname writes fake entries. DON'T LISTEN TO HER LIES!!!

#67 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:00pm by Quelano

#67, I hope you are kidding.

Noname is a title for an anonymous poster. They are not the same person.

#68 - On 03/18/2009 at 3:34pm by liveitlearnit

I love the people who are saying that this is BS. I've BEEN to weddings where the pets played important parts, just because you haven't doesn't mean it isn't real. Get over yourself.

#69 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:49pm by lady_noir

Maybe you'll have some other part in it.

#70 - On 03/18/2009 at 11:52pm by KiyatsuFox

WTF.

#71 - On 03/19/2009 at 2:27am by VICisFAB

your mum sounds like a whore

#72 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:24am by Harajuku_tits

.......................ok wow

#73 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:38pm by janatwin

hey #67, Noname is the alias for anyone who chooses not to create a nickname.
You and a lot bunch of others really need to use your head

#74 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:49pm by soozin

too bad we can't report obvious fakes

#75 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:10pm by kirb

LOL.
and #72... yep... XD

#76 - On 03/30/2009 at 11:16pm by Taylorlake

You have GOT to be kidding me.

#77 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:01pm by bradwest96

You have GOT to be kidding me.

#78 - On 04/01/2009 at 11:01pm by bradwest96

Tch, I wouldn't wanna go to my mom's FOURTH wedding anyway.

#79 - On 04/06/2009 at 3:08am by IAmBridgette

Heh. She replaced you with a bitch



Guess she needed to be around her own kind :D

#80 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:17pm by Icalasari

This sounds fake; who would actually replace their own daughter with a dog...I don't even know if dogs can be bridesmades...

#81 - On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm by theoneforgotten

thats... odd
or fake

#82 - On 04/16/2009 at 4:02am by pinkdumbledore

If you're going to post fake FMLs, at least make them halfway believable.

#83 - On 04/19/2009 at 1:24am by your_fault_idiot

Fourth marriage? All I have to say is damn...

#84 - On 04/23/2009 at 5:26pm by DubbaCTrumpetMSU

i dont beleive this is real. a dog?

#85 - On 04/29/2009 at 11:56pm by loftobot

How sad is it to have 4 weddings? Seriously.. It's a bond between 2 people who love each other.. Not something you can do every week..

America, for all it's worth.

#86 - On 06/14/2009 at 11:21am by Kirth

AHAHA that sucks... but a dogs -at a wedding? mothers 4th wedding? woah yall are messed up!
first XP

#87 - On 06/19/2009 at 11:34pm by beckified

"Today I made up a completely unbelievable FML just to see how many people would actually believe that my dog is my mom's bridesmaid."

#88 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:44pm by sevenyearnight

...wow. No offense, but your mom kinda scares me. That is one of the most screwed up things I have ever heard.

#89 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:32am by blue_angel

You're bad luck. Your mom got divorced three times because of YOU. It's all YOU! That's why your biological dad left. Not because of your mom or anyone else in your family. YOU deserve all the blame. YOU caused all the problems. Now, with you somewhat further away at the wedding, maybe the marriage stands a chance. Not likely, though, but one can only hope.

#90 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:02am by popoman

Your an Ass

#91 - On 08/23/2009 at 9:05pm by JlynnS

well ummm...is your mom a vet??

#92 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:02am by zpointon

Damn.

#93 - On 09/05/2009 at 9:53pm by FuckUpXNote

Ouch

#94 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:33pm by godhelpme92

wtf dog people will go shit when they see a dog as brides maid

#95 - On 09/30/2009 at 10:51pm by akbar209

good god! i feel so horrible for laughing =s

#96 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:37am by All4nothing

ugh...how the hells can mothers like tht replace her for a dog? what kind of mother is she? she doesn't deserve you.. :3

#97 - On 12/13/2009 at 11:59pm by notworththefight

no offence but who has dogs as bridesmaids??? wierd......

#98 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:38pm by Emsky66

Replace your mother with a cat... that oughta teach her...

#99 - On 01/12/2010 at 2:52pm by ridiculous_gnome

If I were in your place I would text her and tell her that "Finally you managed to find someone else, I was getting tired of being your bridesmaid all this weddings"

#100 - On 01/19/2010 at 10:33am by vde

Hahahaha.
You mother sucks ._.
I bet you love her, but only in a sarcastic way..

#101 - On 01/27/2010 at 11:17am by mindcontrolify

it's her 4th wedding... just make sure you're in the next one. not like it's going to last forever. lol

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#103 - On 03/06/2010 at 2:00am by ryguy997

dude, I wouldn't want to be a bridesmaid for someone fourth wedding, I don't care if it's my mom

#104 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:54pm by JamesM9794

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