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Today, I learned that when your gas nozzle does not automatically stop by itself the way its supposed to, they will continue to charge your credit card as the gas overflows out of your tank until someone notices and yells "turn the gas off". FML


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On 07/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by haytia22 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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that is why you aren't supposed to leave your car unattended while you are pumping gas
of course i'm assuming you left it, because i think only an idiot wouldnt notice this

that is also a possibility though :]

#3 - On 07/24/2009 at 6:16am by ashole1990

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YDI for not paying attention. You deserve to be charged extra for endangering everyone around you.

#7 - On 07/24/2009 at 6:25am by VictimOfTheft

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