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Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38807) - you deserved it (2509)

On 07/23/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Gg (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

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