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I think you're allowed to do that.
REPLYING TO FIRST POST TO GET MY POST UP TOP just so I can say..
Her father doesn't see her often, so....
akward turtleee!!!!!!
#114 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:20pm by shirmk
hey, at least someone thinks you're hot
Giggity giggity incest giggity.
HAHA now u kno were to go when u feel lonely :)
watch out for your dad ;) xD
THAT IS CREEPY AS SHIT. It's even more creepy than waking up and seeing Ryan Seacrest standing there and staring at you. In a dress.
I'm sorry but that is too funny
hahahah oh thats awkward
#3 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:05am by misty_donna
that's what i'm saying. FHL for making a dumbshit comment AND not recognizing his own daughter.
#129 - On 07/24/2009 at 12:28am by ckh
.... I can smell the creepy halfway across the country, Rory.
You mean...... WINcest :D
haha Wow, that's epic!!
#10 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:15am by naem
dayyum! thats just eww!
#11 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:16am by lone_wanderer
Hahaha, I'm taking you normally don't wear dresses? FYL though, it's gross. But funny!
Hahahahahaha!! XD A great moment of awkward silence indeed. XD
Love the uncle's reply. *rotfl*
And in the afternoon. Incest in the evening and underneath the moon!
But yeah, that's pretty gross. Funny...but gross.
you must be hot, but I can't believe your dad didn't recognize u from behind
That was my thought. I mean, unless she has never worn a dress before and never wore her hair like she did at the wedding I find it impossible that her dad didn't figure out it was her. Or at the very least ask first.
eewww.
I guess u could take it as a compliment ...
or try avoidind dad for a bit.
"I know, stop repeating. You're making me blush :3"
OMG what did you do?
that's gross..
LMAO, there's pros and cons to that...
Pro: You're really pretty, hot, etc.
Con: Your dad likes you.
#21 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:50am by 100lol
... it's comments like these that make me happy i have virtually no close male relatives...
Your dad must have felt like such a creep after that. Fuck his life. But that would be awful when you have to see him afterwards still wearing that dress which apparantly makes you look attractive towards your immediate family. ROFL.
hey atleast someone noticed u were looking good
#24 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:59am by iBad
A similar thing happened to me once. I was just like "Awkwardddd..." and walked away. Kind of creepy, but I guess it's a compliment?
I wouldn't feel too bad. I bet by that point your dad had a few drinks. That coupled with the fact that you are probably hot and he was with your uncle (and therefore trying to be all macho and stereotypical male who leers at all the pretty girls).
I would imagine that he is even more embarrassed than you could ever be.
Yeah, I agree, this is an even worse FML for her dad. He must be so incredibly embarrassed. At least it was to his brother.
News flash, hot girls get attention from everyone. There's one outside my office window right now painting part of the building. I'm not getting any work done.
Haha Netfreak. Neat one! Props to you for typing and hitting at the same time!
That's... sick. I wonder how old you are, because that could definitely affect the -level- of sickness. FYL, definitely.
he could have at least tried to play it off as a joke
#34 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:52am by deliapearl
Sounds like a very awkward moment for Dad and daughter alike, but an honest mistake anyway. Its only creepy if he kept checking you out after being informed of his error.
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Oh cry me a fucking river. It's not like he groped you or something.
How does that stop it from being an FML? I'd be disturbed if my father called me hot.
I'm tired of idiots claiming FMLs aren't bad enough for fmylife.com when they are.
I hope you drown in that river.
Think of it this way, at least you're hot and other people will notice too.
Sounds like he could've been drunk. FYL.
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I hate people that are say "incest" I mean come on. Thats digsusting. I think that you need to to talk to your dad about his degrading veiw of women.
Thinking someone is hot is degrading to women now? Give me a break.
OP: hahahahaha FYL. That's hilariously awkward. At least he wasn't asking who the fat & ugly chick was!
yes thinking someone's hot is very degrading indeed lol
FBYL! That is so awkward. Sorry that happened, OP.
That's enough to require therapy for a few years!
LOL! i laughed so hard wen i read this xD
ahaha, so what did mom look like? xD
#55 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:38am by c3ns0r3dn4m3
I don't see why any of this is an FML. You didn't say or do anything....
thats guna be awkward later
weel your dad could write it here too.
ha ur dad is a dirty fuckng perv
YDI for being a hot piece of A
I'm sorry this has to be said. Can you not speak english? "Very dressed up" you can't be very dressed up, your eather dressed up or not. I'm not the grammer police but that sentence isn't even close to be right.
"Very dressed up" is better English than "eather", "grammer" and "isn't even close to be right".
and "your" and "english". Are you just trolling?
Are you serious? "Very dressed up" makes a whole lot more sense than "eather", "grammer", "english", "your"(which should be "you're") or "be" (which should be "being"). So don't try to tell people that they have poor "grammer" when you can't even spell you loser.
#65 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:20am by kcslgvr
I usually never say this, but W I N everybody who just commented on 62!!! I was about to say the same thing.
FAIL #62.
Learn to spell before you start insulting people for their grammar. Oh the irony.
I didn't say I was grammer police did I? Nope. But very is still wrong.
Your grammar is worse than hers though, and your spelling is terrible. And "very dressed up" isn't even really grammatically incorrect, just by the way.
It's "grammar", dumbass.
/facepalm
i don't see how.
#75 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:24am by Maso
a complement is a complement :)
That is fucking hilarious!
Though, I have to admit I was surprised that I didn't see "West Virginia" for the OP's location.
Says "midwestjerk"
stereotypes are really irritating.
Do people ask you if you're all slow farmers?
Thankfully I'm not in one of the worthless Bible-thumping corn-fucking states like Iowa or Nebraska.
As for my stereotype comment - my screen name is "midwestJERK". I'm mostly on here to make outrageous comments and piss people off. You can dismiss about 90% of what I say as things that are said to intentionally aggravate people.
I agree with the many previous comments that your Dad would be far more embarassed than you.
But still, that is extremly awkward, and kinda gross.
How could he not notice you from the dress you were wearing?
At least he didn't say " Who's the dog in the brown dress?"
What's especially awkward about this is that he said it within earshot of you... meaning he expected the "hot chick" to hear it. I wonder how your mother would feel about that.
Today at my brother's wedding i saw this extremly beautiful girl in a brown dress. i wanted to know who she was; so i yelled at my brother, "whos the hot girl in the brown dress?!" it was my daughter, FML.
Cease and desist with the lame retellings of the FML.
haha, wowww. that's kinda awkward buuut at least he didn't say you were ugly?
I can't decide who this is worse for: you or your dad.
it could have been a horrible attempt at a compliment
hahahaha wow, that'd be awkward
oh shit!
i literally just loled
but yeah i agree with the comments that said he was more embarassed. but still, like...damn. couldn't get much more awkward than that.
did you have to ride home with him after the wedding?
#94 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:23pm by ky_stone22
well at least you know someone finds you attractive lol
I LOL'd hard at this HAHAH gotta love the uncle's reply
Lol...that's a bit disturbing, weird, creepy.
Wow....so sorry for you....
#98 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:58pm by englandrulz
I read this, and I was like "THATS F***ING AWESOME" lol. Best FML ever.
Oh, Thats disturbing. FYL.
Good for both of you. Why don't you learn to take a compliment.
#101 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:43pm by thelonelylurker
Hahahahahahaha, sorry, that's funnnnny.. but prettttty creepy at the same time.
LOL YES
My friend wrote this one. So proud... but so disturbed when I first heard it :c
Gonna run off to tell her everyone agrees HLIF brb
Why would he say it loud enough for everyone to hear, regardless of whether it was his daughter or not, that's still kind of rude.
Well ain't that jolly family spirits! :)
uh wow that is so wrong; I can't imagine if that happend to me. Hmm I wonder what other people would do if they were you.
Jailbait. Lolita. Incest.
ur dads a creep
#116 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:49pm by dj_walls2424
At least he kept his hands to himself? My brother doesn't, I've learned the hard way...
#117 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:51pm by tomakobriefs
A friend of mine was at a wedding. Her uncle (after he had a few drinks) told her that he wished she wasn't his niece so she would be fair game.
Ewwwww.
grossest thing I have read today. and funniest
It could have been worse, he could have said, "Who's that ugly chick in the brown dress?"
everyone wonder if your dad.......thinks about you when he's with ur mom O.O
That's pretty nasty. I hope nobody else heard. He doesn't recognize his own daughter?
im sorry but this is hilarious...even if it is horrible
At least now you have something to bribe him with if you ever get grounded or in financial trouble and in need of a loan? :-|
But seriously, that's hilarious, embarrassing, and awkward. And will probably be awkward for some time to come. FYL.
Look at it this way: When your self-esteem is down and your dad is trying to convince you that you look beautiful, he's definitely not lying to make you feel better!
And you're five years old too, right?
its not like he knew that that was his daughter, i give the man respect
Awkward.....
I don't think your dad meant it that way but if he did I'm sorry that would be very awkward:(
damn, you must have felt hella awkward when you got home.
#137 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:38am by wanagetjagked
thats wat u get for being hott lol
Haha aaawwwkkkwwwaaarrrddd!
maybe your dad was trying to compliment you :P
#141 - On 07/26/2009 at 10:23pm by hat
OMGGGG xDDDDD Maybe he WAS complimenting? thats your daughter. -silence-
hey, you commented this on shane dawson's "whats your FML hunh??? lol
hey someone said u were hot, what u complainin about???!!
#147 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:15pm by youngboss
you must be super hot if your dad thinks so
lol, i don't know how you'd look at your dad again from now on ...
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
in other words. I couldn't regonize u if his life depended on it
cmac, fact is you're an idiot. You have no reasons to call this fake...period. If you're going to claim something;
Let's see if you passed the test my baby troll:
1.) Gave examples (X)
2.) Supply a conclusion (X)
3.) Trolled fairly good (X)
4.) Spammed the topic (A+)
5.) 100% positive troll (X)
Your grade: 1/5 = 20%
meaning...you fail.
#153 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:02am by Jincos
Awkward but If he didn't realize it was you when he made the comment it was a totality honest opinion you will never get a more honest opinion from one of your parents. Plus its not all that surprising that your dad would find you attractive considering that you half your features came from your mom who he obviously found attractive
It's also F your dad's life.
how is this an fml? i hate ones that arent fml's at all. so youre hot, what's the big deal?
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