Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44984) - you totally deserved it (1950)
On 07/23/2009 at 12:26am - misc - by Rory (woman) - United States (Illinois)
REPLYING TO FIRST POST TO GET MY POST UP TOP just so I can say..
Her father doesn't see her often, so....
#106 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:21pm by DameGreyWulf
THAT IS CREEPY AS SHIT. It's even more creepy than waking up and seeing Ryan Seacrest standing there and staring at you. In a dress.
And in the afternoon. Incest in the evening and underneath the moon!
But yeah, that's pretty gross. Funny...but gross.
you must be hot, but I can't believe your dad didn't recognize u from behind
#16 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:21am by Pastor_Rich
That was my thought. I mean, unless she has never worn a dress before and never wore her hair like she did at the wedding I find it impossible that her dad didn't figure out it was her. Or at the very least ask first.
#66 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:29am by genius_man16
LMAO, there's pros and cons to that...
Pro: You're really pretty, hot, etc.
Con: Your dad likes you.
#21 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:50am by 100lol
... it's comments like these that make me happy i have virtually no close male relatives...
#22 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:50am by theanonimouse
Your dad must have felt like such a creep after that. Fuck his life. But that would be awful when you have to see him afterwards still wearing that dress which apparantly makes you look attractive towards your immediate family. ROFL.
A similar thing happened to me once. I was just like "Awkwardddd..." and walked away. Kind of creepy, but I guess it's a compliment?
#25 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:59am by freakshows
I wouldn't feel too bad. I bet by that point your dad had a few drinks. That coupled with the fact that you are probably hot and he was with your uncle (and therefore trying to be all macho and stereotypical male who leers at all the pretty girls).
I would imagine that he is even more embarrassed than you could ever be.
Yeah, I agree, this is an even worse FML for her dad. He must be so incredibly embarrassed. At least it was to his brother.
#28 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:17am by airplanefood
News flash, hot girls get attention from everyone. There's one outside my office window right now painting part of the building. I'm not getting any work done.
Haha Netfreak. Neat one! Props to you for typing and hitting at the same time!
#84 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:05pm by metheonlyb
That's... sick. I wonder how old you are, because that could definitely affect the -level- of sickness. FYL, definitely.
#33 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:43am by intotheblue
Sounds like a very awkward moment for Dad and daughter alike, but an honest mistake anyway. Its only creepy if he kept checking you out after being informed of his error.
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Oh cry me a fucking river. It's not like he groped you or something.
How does that stop it from being an FML? I'd be disturbed if my father called me hot.
I'm tired of idiots claiming FMLs aren't bad enough for fmylife.com when they are.
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I hate people that are say "incest" I mean come on. Thats digsusting. I think that you need to to talk to your dad about his degrading veiw of women.
#45 - On 07/23/2009 at 8:51am by angryseatroll
Thinking someone is hot is degrading to women now? Give me a break.
OP: hahahahaha FYL. That's hilariously awkward. At least he wasn't asking who the fat & ugly chick was!
I don't see why any of this is an FML. You didn't say or do anything....
#56 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:43am by GravyIsYummy
I'm sorry this has to be said. Can you not speak english? "Very dressed up" you can't be very dressed up, your eather dressed up or not. I'm not the grammer police but that sentence isn't even close to be right.
#62 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:16am by prettykitty123
Are you serious? "Very dressed up" makes a whole lot more sense than "eather", "grammer", "english", "your"(which should be "you're") or "be" (which should be "being"). So don't try to tell people that they have poor "grammer" when you can't even spell you loser.
#65 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:20am by kcslgvr
I usually never say this, but W I N everybody who just commented on 62!!! I was about to say the same thing.
I didn't say I was grammer police did I? Nope. But very is still wrong.
#69 - On 07/23/2009 at 10:47am by prettykitty123
Your grammar is worse than hers though, and your spelling is terrible. And "very dressed up" isn't even really grammatically incorrect, just by the way.
That is fucking hilarious!
Though, I have to admit I was surprised that I didn't see "West Virginia" for the OP's location.
#76 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:26am by midwestjerk
Thankfully I'm not in one of the worthless Bible-thumping corn-fucking states like Iowa or Nebraska.
As for my stereotype comment - my screen name is "midwestJERK". I'm mostly on here to make outrageous comments and piss people off. You can dismiss about 90% of what I say as things that are said to intentionally aggravate people.
#82 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:01pm by midwestjerk
I agree with the many previous comments that your Dad would be far more embarassed than you.
But still, that is extremly awkward, and kinda gross.
How could he not notice you from the dress you were wearing?
#80 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:58am by Heathersaur
What's especially awkward about this is that he said it within earshot of you... meaning he expected the "hot chick" to hear it. I wonder how your mother would feel about that.
#83 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:03pm by moonsolomon
Today at my brother's wedding i saw this extremly beautiful girl in a brown dress. i wanted to know who she was; so i yelled at my brother, "whos the hot girl in the brown dress?!" it was my daughter, FML.
#85 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:06pm by lincolnunit
haha, wowww. that's kinda awkward buuut at least he didn't say you were ugly?
#87 - On 07/23/2009 at 12:21pm by CrunkCupcake97
oh shit!
i literally just loled
but yeah i agree with the comments that said he was more embarassed. but still, like...damn. couldn't get much more awkward than that.
did you have to ride home with him after the wedding?
#94 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:23pm by ky_stone22
Lol...that's a bit disturbing, weird, creepy.
Wow....so sorry for you....
#98 - On 07/23/2009 at 1:58pm by englandrulz
I read this, and I was like "THATS F***ING AWESOME" lol. Best FML ever.
#99 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:02pm by MastaHorse
Good for both of you. Why don't you learn to take a compliment.
#101 - On 07/23/2009 at 2:43pm by thelonelylurker
LOL YES
My friend wrote this one. So proud... but so disturbed when I first heard it :c
Gonna run off to tell her everyone agrees HLIF brb
#103 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:06pm by DameGreyWulf
Why would he say it loud enough for everyone to hear, regardless of whether it was his daughter or not, that's still kind of rude.
#107 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:30pm by 8trickster8
uh wow that is so wrong; I can't imagine if that happend to me. Hmm I wonder what other people would do if they were you.
At least he kept his hands to himself? My brother doesn't, I've learned the hard way...
#117 - On 07/23/2009 at 6:51pm by tomakobriefs
A friend of mine was at a wedding. Her uncle (after he had a few drinks) told her that he wished she wasn't his niece so she would be fair game.
Ewwwww.
#119 - On 07/23/2009 at 7:51pm by drimpossible
everyone wonder if your dad.......thinks about you when he's with ur mom O.O
#125 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:07pm by mon_e_mons
That's pretty nasty. I hope nobody else heard. He doesn't recognize his own daughter?
#126 - On 07/23/2009 at 9:33pm by ElNegroHombre
At least now you have something to bribe him with if you ever get grounded or in financial trouble and in need of a loan? :-|
But seriously, that's hilarious, embarrassing, and awkward. And will probably be awkward for some time to come. FYL.
#128 - On 07/23/2009 at 11:49pm by regalarius
Look at it this way: When your self-esteem is down and your dad is trying to convince you that you look beautiful, he's definitely not lying to make you feel better!
#133 - On 07/24/2009 at 1:56pm by chitoryu12
its not like he knew that that was his daughter, i give the man respect
#135 - On 07/25/2009 at 12:32am by wackodongo
Awkward.....
I don't think your dad meant it that way but if he did I'm sorry that would be very awkward:(
damn, you must have felt hella awkward when you got home.
#137 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:38am by wanagetjagked
hey, you commented this on shane dawson's "whats your FML hunh??? lol
#143 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:40am by iSwaggrite
hey someone said u were hot, what u complainin about???!!
#147 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:15pm by youngboss
lol, i don't know how you'd look at your dad again from now on ...
#149 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:16pm by kittydelusional
If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family
#151 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:48pm by Macthenyfe
in other words. I couldn't regonize u if his life depended on it
#152 - On 10/05/2009 at 9:45am by Mizzbeth17
cmac, fact is you're an idiot. You have no reasons to call this fake...period. If you're going to claim something;
Let's see if you passed the test my baby troll:
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2.) Supply a conclusion (X)
3.) Trolled fairly good (X)
4.) Spammed the topic (A+)
5.) 100% positive troll (X)
Your grade: 1/5 = 20%
meaning...you fail.
#153 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:02am by Jincos
Awkward but If he didn't realize it was you when he made the comment it was a totality honest opinion you will never get a more honest opinion from one of your parents. Plus its not all that surprising that your dad would find you attractive considering that you half your features came from your mom who he obviously found attractive
#154 - On 11/16/2009 at 4:39pm by theUnnamed
