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Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 7:03pm - misc - by uncleaning (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)

#1 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:06am by niemann2006

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You should have forced the spoiled food down your roommate's throat.

#3 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:09am by midwestjerk

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