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Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32787) - you deserved it (2907)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:03pm - misc - by uncleaning (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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