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Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34086) - you deserved it (3074)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:03pm - misc - by uncleaning (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)

#1 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:06am by niemann2006

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I think it is time to start looking for a new roommate. 

#17 - On 07/23/2009 at 3:52am by Glam

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