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Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said "is your dad home?" I replied "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12491) - you deserved it (26274)

On 07/21/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by jtaylor94 - Canada (Alberta)

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