Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said "is your dad home?" I replied "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

by jtaylor94 / 07/21/2009 at 5:54pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

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  • More like F your Dad's life. Unless he was going to punish you severely for that.

    #6 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:10am by aerials

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  • Wow sucks to be your Dad. How did he punish you?

    #3 - On 07/22/2009 at 3:55am by Lisasimpsonfan

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