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Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time. I sat in the back, which was a bad idea. When it ended everyone in front of me turned around and stared. When I asked my friend what was going on, she said I had been screaming the Lord's Prayer the whole time. I hadn't even noticed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27400) - you deserved it (18252)

On 07/20/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)

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