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Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38860) - you deserved it (2003)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Sucks for you, I guess she wanted a trophy of your amazing performance?

#2 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:06am by zidane312

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Better then mine, marine sniper, he showed all his guns and target practices to my now fiance, then waited for us to get home. we were 5 mins later and my dad cocked the pistol and told him that he had 5 mins to get off the property my fiance actually shit himself for it too.

#4 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:12am by Taydiane

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