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Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone falls silent as my dad begins to pray for our meal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39456) - you deserved it (3755)

On 07/19/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Churizmo - United States

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Family Game of battle shits GO GO!

#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 5:34pm by marz88

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that is really embarassing. XD

#3 - On 07/19/2009 at 5:33pm by geesquared

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