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Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45057) - you deserved it (15548)

On 07/18/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by preggersss (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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judgemental bitch

#1 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:15am by tttron

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Welcome to the modern world, bitch.....not everyone gets married before having a child. I thought people knew that by now. My parents didn't get married until my sister was 10 because they couldn't afford it for the longest time.

You shoulda poured the contents of the bag into her purse.

#2 - On 07/19/2009 at 3:17am by Luckster

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