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Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

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ok, bad move. but if all you heard was heavy breathing, you'd think it was some creeper or a prank. so, yeah, i understand.

hope your grandma is okay.

#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:53pm by ummmyeahhh

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How could you know?

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:49pm by arms_akimbo

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