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Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32023) - you deserved it (65812)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

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