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Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113483) - you deserved it (42640)

On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?

#2 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:50pm by reader1

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pelvic thrust?

#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:52pm by lolol182

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