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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore

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#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:17pm by glitter_kiss

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

YDI for using video chat.

#29 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:51pm by iBimmer

thats actually rather funny :D

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:18pm by drop_it_doe_eyes

picking your nose is so bad for you! it causes sinus infections! eww

#3 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:19pm by itsnotfair

Did you actually take the time and look that up...or do you know from experience?

#10 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:29pm by no1askdu

... how exactly do you know that?

#24 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:26pm by quackquackquac

vigorously? ydi

#4 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:19pm by CykoX

HAHA! god that made me laugh. come on, everyones guilty of a good dig when they're clogged up.

#5 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:20pm by jjenniferr05

Did it make him horny?

#6 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:21pm by mercyFML

lmfao if he reacted that calmly he's a keeper ;)
just don't do it again.....

#7 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:21pm by klutzilla1275

LMAO made my day.

#8 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:25pm by sireen

ohh that sucks. i would have said "uhh i have a nose bleed and im trying to stop it."

lmfao, but YDI for leaving your cam on

#9 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:26pm by stryder

correct. then smoothly walks off-screen and finish yourself off. come back with a tissue up your nose. i'd buy it.

#41 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:24pm by worstpersonalive

Picking your nose is normal, it was awesome of your guy to react so calmly. No one likes it when they have a large hunka love up there.

#11 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:30pm by Via_Baudelaire

Lmfao. "large hunka love."

I love it.

#47 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:46pm by AndelleRae

hahahahaha god thats embarrassing.

#12 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:30pm by Caayouteepie

This is not that bad, though. You're human, you need to dig sometimes to take out the dirty. It's natural.

#13 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:35pm by Melanef

She could go get a tissu

#87 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:26am by pandabear948756

Tissue.* My bad. I'm slightly retarded. xD

#88 - On 03/13/2010 at 3:28am by pandabear948756

you couldn't go get a tissue?

#14 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:38pm by well_this_sucks

LMFAO...oh that made my day. Next time you should go hide in the bathroom for a good dig. Don't feel too bad though, you could've been caught doing much worse.

#15 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:44pm by z0mb130v3rl0rd

Everyone picks their nose.

#16 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:46pm by wilshires1

ahah ew. maybe dont be a dirtbag

#17 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:51pm by lacosteee

Hm... idiot-much?

#18 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:55pm by doggylover27

Hm... idiot-much?

#19 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:55pm by doggylover27

YUM!!!!!!!!!!

#21 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:06pm by NoNameAtAll

Aw guys maybe she really needed it! As long as she wasn't putting it under the desk it's okay.
At least your guy was cool about it :)

#22 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:07pm by FFPianoDude

Ah, kinda blechy. But everyone does it once in a while. So, eh, not too bad.

From the way he reacted, he seems like a sweetie. =]

#23 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:19pm by awesomelylame

aw man that sucks for you. this is why you blow your nose instead! at least he wasn't a jerk about it. so something you can laugh about years from now.

#25 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:30pm by av232

Pics pls

#26 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:38pm by xavierdevoy

Why do you have to be racist? You jerk.

#28 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:43pm by curlyfriez

#27 u ignorant prick, u think OP is black coz she is from Singapore? hahaha u inbred cunt

#30 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:03pm by saze

Singaporeans aren't black. LMFAO YOU'RE SO DUMB :]

@ OP- OOOOOOHHH SUCKS....

#39 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:24pm by Ric3ball

hahahahahhaha funny but not an fml

#31 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:03pm by tranekfny

ew wtf

#32 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:09pm by fmlcrycrycryfml

At least your boyfriend was cool about it XD

#33 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:09pm by Selaphia

first one to make me laugh in a long time.

at least you didnt eat it

#34 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:19pm by portablecupid

"Digging for gold, dear?"

Nope, digging for birth control cause it didnt necessarily work its way up her vagina!

Jk :D This was pretty funny. Make sure the webcams off next time.

#35 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:37pm by lalaland200

Haha. That's gross at least you didn't eat it lol.
And FYI #16 not everyone picks there nose.
But obviously cause you said that you must... That's attractive NOT!

#36 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:39pm by Ever69

your life is fucked up cuz your bf who loves u, saw u picking ur nose.

#37 - On 07/16/2009 at 7:49pm by yuZj

hmm. Sounds familiar.

#38 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:11pm by cabbagehater

That sucks. Hopefully he is okay with it.

#40 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:24pm by duckpsy

YDI for forgetting about the webcam. Whenever I get on webcam with ANYONE Im always stressing about doing something weird or being disgraceful. Especially with my boyfriend...I always get so nervous...O_e

#42 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:35pm by DemonicAngel151

Loserr

#43 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:45pm by irrelevantxx

Thats hella funny...you should have said yes!

#44 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:53pm by missouri

So?

#45 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:57pm by KiddNYC10

If this is an FML then you can't be very close to him.
Still funny though XD

#46 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:03pm by Waabishkii_ikwe

lmao thats hilarious but it's embarressing

#48 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:06pm by XthHaseoX

I've had worse P: But in the end stuff like this ends up being a funny story down the line - you'll both be able to laugh at it. Definitely not a FML or YDI

#49 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:11pm by BLNovelist

Remind me never to shake hands with this girl

#50 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:16pm by suckishfather

Hahahaha. If that's all he said, you have a pretty great boyfriend.

#51 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:16pm by jmeg

Haha, your boyfriend is awesome. At least he's got a sense of humor. And if he has that, chances are that he won't be too grossed out by you.

#52 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:35pm by _Mish

Sounds like you had a pretty fun year, huh?

#53 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:38pm by catiepants

OMG! that must be embarrassing!

#54 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:30pm by yamihere

at least he was cute about it and didnt say, "eww you nasty freak"
or something like that..
lol

#55 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:58pm by sugar_bear

Hey I pick my nose in private all the time. Just don't forget about the cam watching you. It's cool that your boyfriend reacted nicely and calmly.

#56 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:59pm by Shyman4ever

vigorously? not a great mental picture.
& your boyfriend is awesome. anyone else would have said: "ew! nasty! bye."
& don't worry about it too much, everybody picks their nose.

#57 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:10am by zoe_rawr

she must know him really well if she was on webcam with him and forgot. if it was someone she was getting to know or something i think she wouldve been a lot more aware of the fact she's on webcam

that being said, i dont think he would really break up with her or anything for something that insignificant.

it is embarrassing tho :p FYL

#58 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:11am by Tashaxox

P.S. sounds like you have a great boyfriend

#59 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:13am by Tashaxox

Ahahahahahahahahah!!

#60 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:28am by Princess_LC

Lol, this is one of the funny oness. Haha your boyfriend is funny too

#61 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:23am by passion4soccer

Your boyfriend's response was really cute, actually. =) He didn't freak out or get bitchy like that one dude over belly lint... so he seems like a keeper.

#62 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:31am by englishmuffin

Hahaha this is the funniest FML ever! I also think his response was cute.

#63 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:46am by csd

Too many of these crappy webcam FMLs lately. How do you forget to turn something like that off? Maybe it's just me, but bring in from of a webcam, in use or not, I still feel self-conscious about it. This could actually make for an FML if he was extremely grossed out by it and decided to break up with you, but then again, that'd make him highly idiotic. I'm sorry, I guess. Tissues are actually in style though, might wanna try those next time before you go scrounging around your nostrils with your fingers that have been who-knows-where...

#64 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:28am by shoshizzle

at least he has a sense of humor

#65 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:29am by Starsmydog

your response: yep. it's a lot cheaper than going to the mountains (or whatever place you want to say).

#66 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:44am by cmac86

Awhh, he's a keeper(:
But not very smooth on your half.

#67 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:48am by soccergirl15

Awh, he's a keeper(:
Not too smooth on your half though.

#68 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:52am by soccergirl15

this is not a FML in any way, shape or form.

#69 - On 07/17/2009 at 4:31am by ElMundio87

lol this actually made me laugh
and if he reacted horribly this would be an FML but he seemed pretty calm about it
besides everyone has done it
don't lie and say you haven't (yes I'm talking about you (the person reading this))

#70 - On 07/17/2009 at 4:37am by jaaxx

hahahahah

#71 - On 07/17/2009 at 4:44am by yourfaceallday

Oh well.

The way he reacted shows he likes you despite your imperfections which is good.

#72 - On 07/17/2009 at 4:55am by Sipos

This reminds me of that Seinfeld where Jerry's girlfriend thinks she sees him picking his nose and then breaks up with him. Except that you really were picking it.

But seriously, who cares? Everyone has to pick their nose sometimes, and if they say they don't, they're lying. There's some stuff that you can't get out by just blowing it. As long as you wash your hands after, it shouldn't be an issue.

Your boyfriend sounds nice for not freaking out about it.

#73 - On 07/17/2009 at 7:36am by turnedoffTVgrey

lol thats funny

#74 - On 07/17/2009 at 8:44am by akittystew

Embarrasing as hell, but you have an awesome boyfriend and therefore this cannot by any chance be an FML.

#75 - On 07/17/2009 at 9:35am by DrMorbid

Think of it as this: at least you weren't in front of a bunch of your possibly judgmental peers. It'll blow off eventually.

#76 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:20pm by slinkiess

Your boyfriend seems awesome. He'll probably brush it off and it won't even matter. You only meant FML about embarrassing yourself, no?

#77 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:11pm by awkwardness

Your boyfriend's really cool. Don't worry about it-- you'll probably remember it longer than he does.

#78 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:52pm by yeahitstella

hahahahaha that's hilarious, i'm so sorry that happened

#79 - On 07/18/2009 at 2:13am by regalitofatal

Haha I've so been there before...

#80 - On 07/18/2009 at 7:32pm by Jessyfish

at least he has a sense of humor!!

#81 - On 07/18/2009 at 11:30pm by blondiee09

at least he's funny!!!! instead of going like 'er, ew'

#82 - On 07/19/2009 at 8:37am by Nextdusk

Funny because it's happened to me.

#83 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:41pm by willowpuff

LOL! I was picking my nose when I read this! This srsly freaked me out.

#84 - On 07/24/2009 at 2:22pm by Futt_Buck

I LOLed xD its bad that your were even picking your nose, but at least he found humor in it instead of just cutting off the chat thing completly

#85 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:45am by teddy_chan

at least your boyfriend's humourous! :-)

#86 - On 08/12/2009 at 3:50am by Nextdusk

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