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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7056) - you deserved it (39248)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore

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