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Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by carmelita (woman) - Singapore

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lmfao if he reacted that calmly he's a keeper ;)
just don't do it again.....

#7 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:21pm by klutzilla1275

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HAHA! god that made me laugh. come on, everyones guilty of a good dig when they're clogged up.

#5 - On 07/16/2009 at 5:20pm by jjenniferr05

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